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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

I love me some me

Sitting in bed watching ESPN after doing my Wii Workout, and wondering what to post about tonight.  Yeah ESPN and bed..nothing better, well there is alot better but this is a family blog and my first two resolutions keep me from saying too much. So that brings me to this, what is so great about being a guy? There are so many things that I can not even imagine covering all of them tonight so I am going to pick some of my favorites.  Let's start with being married, some people say that it is better to be single and I disagree. Being single means you have to go out looking for someone to hook up with and not knowing if that will ever happen. Being married at least I know that I will eventually get lucky, maybe not tonight or tomorrow but eventually she will give in.  Having kids, this is awesome, I mean we have to grow up when we get married and when the kids come along it just gives us the chance to be kids again.  Ok to be dirty for a moment, as guys we have been given the chance to pee anywhere were please and not feel out of place.  Food is another reason. We can take a big ol nasty burger and inhale it and that is ok, women try doing that and you look silly.  The doctor dept., if we get a male doctor, it is ok because we expect that and won't feel let down, get a woman doctor and hell yeah, jackpot.  I would say that it is great that guys don't have to have  babies, but you are reading about a guy that has had, wow, seems like a million kidney stones, yeah thats right, try getting a boulder out of the little pee pee holem NOT FUN!!! I know, I know squeeze a baby out, whatever, get a penis and try to piss out a mountain size rock.  See there are just a few examples of why it is so awesome to be a guy. Don't get me wrong, guys don't exist without the ladies but like T.O. once said "I love me some me".   So on that note I say goodnight and I am going to try to go to sleep and not wake up T, because I also know as a guy, one thing we don't want to do is wake up a sleeping wife. I might not be the smartest guy around but as all the Alabama folks say "I isn't no dummy" (No offense Alabama just a shot at you since the TEXAS {UT] LONGHORNS are going to spank your Crimson Tide ass all over the Rose Bowl Stadium in the BCS Championship game)

2 comments:

Christine December 30, 2009 at 12:30 AM   Reply to

I'm just laughing hysterically at your post! I found your blog through another blog from a blog frog community. Too funny!

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