Tuesday, December 22, 2009

To Clean or Not to Clean

Nice, here it is late Tuesday night a few nights from Christmas and I am sitting up in the bed with C4 sleeping next to me and my sweet T is in the other room on her computer working on her blog. I know everyone I had to give her some time to work on her blog  since she seems to be always helping me with mine. I am addicted to this s**t.  I was wondering what to blog about tonight as I began this but I had several things running through my mind. (Speaking of running, another S**T, I didn't get my fat lazy ass out there tonight) I got home later tonight after making some stops, could write about that, or should I pick another thing about T and hammer it out since she 1 uped me on the blog battle of right to own many slings or my right to own many hats, nope. Tonight I am going to give thanks to a mother & wife named Molly at  who had something on her blog about cleaning her clutter. I give her thanks for the reason that I call home to talk to T after I leave my 12 hour a day job which is an hour away from home to have her tell me she read Mollys blog and now she is cleaning out crap from everywhere. This is awesome, we have alot of crap and not all of it is in C4 cloth diapers. I hear "put that in the garbage, throw that away" I am wondering what is she getting rid of now?  The C's are freaking out as I hear T telling them "NO Garbage" Ok so at this point I am still feeling good about what I will be comming home to. So yes Molly at this point I am still thanking you. I get home walk in the door to find a large garbage bag of stuff that she has cleaned out of cabinets and she shows me a bag and tells me "Get this bag out of here and put this crap where it belongs" I am now focused on the bag of trash and talking to myself and I say to myself of course "What is in the bag?" So I do what any loving, handsome, strong, educated (should I go on?) husband  should do, I ask "Hey honey whats in the bag, what of mine did you get rid of?" "Don't worry about it, just get it out of here" she says. I ask again and I get the same answer. So it went to the garbage and now I am at the point where I am not thanking Molly so much. I will wonder for days now about which items of mine are gone? Thanks Molly I might have lost my extra bolt to something I never finished putting together. I might have some business card of someone I will never do business with in the garbage. I lost a beer glass that I have not used in the past year since I quit drinking. Why me, what did I do to deserve this? I will be better off because of the clutter free cabinets in the kitchen but for now I am still down in the dumps because I lost items and I have no idea of what the hell the items were. But whatever. Women are funny in the way that since T read Mollys blog she got right into cleaning clutter, where as if she didn't read it, she would be cleaning something else. Guys would have moved it from one spot to another and say we cleaned it. So again I could have gone over how many shoes, sandals, flip flops, heels, flats, slippers my wife has but she kicked my blogging arse earlier today over the sling issue so I am going to leave her alone....for now. But do me a favor, if you are at a landfill or dump and you see something with my name on it or some worthless item ,keep me in mind and remember that used to belong to me. Now if you will excuse me I have to watch my dvr'd episodes of Hoarders and Clean Sweep on TLC. Goodnight


MollyinMinn December 23, 2009 at 8:38 AM   Reply to

Wow, thanks for the shout out :) Hope she didn't toss anything too meaningful. And take heart, my husband has been asking him the same questions and I have been giving him the same answers.

Happy holidays.

Heather December 23, 2009 at 2:41 PM   Reply to

Okay I don't remember how I got here but this post was HILARIOUS. You have a new follower now!

Scott S. December 23, 2009 at 3:51 PM   Reply to

Well thank you, glad you can enjoy my pain and my wife said she will soon have pic's on her blog of my stuff that she threw away

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