Saturday, January 16, 2010

A crazy Life, but a Awesome Life

I am by no stretch of the imagination a smart parent.  Why do you think I rely on T for everything that matters.  Me I can break the kids shit and fix it at the same time. Give them baths? Done. Get them dressed? If T picks out the clothes? There is a point to all of this, might not mean anything but there is a point.  I for the life can't figure out why my kids have these split personalities.  I mean I have been around kids long enough in my life to know that every child is different and kids change, but when you become a parent it seems weird.

This morning C1 was acting like a pouty, little boy with a huge attitude. Then tonight as I am tucking him into bed he is having a great conversation with me this and that and being so sweet and I was thinking, this is the sweet C1 that lives in my house.

C2...Ok if you see my C2 out and about please call me at 678-xxx-xxxx. I will come get him ASAP. This is our child that usually is so mouthy and tempered and wild and would rather kick you in the balls or your woman private place then show you large amouts of love.  Now recently he has been so sweet and caring and loving and helpful.  Tells me last night how great I am and tonight tell me "I love you daddy and thanks for a fun day." I am lost. What the hell is going on?

T and I will be married 10 years in April, so you would think I know that girls are crazy, weird, emotional lets just say forever changing. C3 now loves on me and hugs on me and wants me to do this and that and this again and it seems like yesterday she was telling me to get out of her room and dont come in the bathroom. I only wonder if I can handle her over the next, well how ever many years it will be. My best friend BM (I laugh every time I type those initals) has a teenage daughter and I know he probably thinks the same thing....why is my daughter so f-ing moody? Well if they are anything like their mothers than I will keep my answer to myself. Funny because my T is awesome and I know BM (laugh) has a great wife too. So my daughter, well if she grows older to be like my neice MM or BM & LM's daughter TM (doesn't this inital shit drive you nuts?) then I will be ok with that. T will be a great example for her, so I am not really worried.

I cant say a damn thing about C4 being moody or acting different, he is only 7 months old and anytime he is upset or acting crazy you just give him his Mommy T and he is alright.  If you need to take it a step further, stick a boob, well of T's in his mouth and he is in heaven. Will I ever have those back? Getting of track here. 

I am sitting here tonight and thinking about how much of an asshole I can be alot of times and I just feel so good about having a great wife and 4 great C's, no matter how moody, crazy, and tempermental they might get. So back to the start, I might not be the smartest dad around and I might still have alot to learn but I do know one thing.............

..........................I love my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Side note...I am  1 & 1 today on the NFL games.  I picked the Arizona Cardinals ( got their ass kicked)
And I picked the Indy Colts and they beat the Ravens. So on Sunday I have the Cowboys roping the Vikings and Farve's Wranglers Jeans wearing ass, and the Chargers taking care of business against the Jets...
Also guess what starts Sunday night........24 on Fox..The best show on tv.....Jack is back



Nikki B. January 17, 2010 at 2:48 PM   Reply to

ah yes...just when you think you have your kids figured out..they completely flip their shit on you! it's just more fun that way!

and...uh...i just don't know what to say about the god^%$$, mother ^%#^@!# cowboys!!!

Scott S. January 18, 2010 at 10:17 AM   Reply to

I know it about the Cowboys, I was really pulling for them because I cant stand Brett Feces Farve.

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