Thursday, January 28, 2010

Let's have a moment of Silence

There are some things guys, fathers, husbands just can't live without.  Some love there beer, not me I quit drinking and it has been almost a year now.  Fast cars, I drive an Impala and the places I go are not moving anytime soon.  Fast, hot women, T drives  plenty fast and is hot so I don't miss anything there.  To each their own. This blogger Nikki @ Life as we know it has done the unthinkable. She has done what alot of wives dare not do.  Her husband who I am going to guess is a huge Cowboys fan, was put in a difficult spot.  A rock and a hard place.  A tree with no ladder.  A ship with no paddle....ok.   If you want to read more about it go to her blog and read the post "One Small Step for Man" but I must warn you......not easy to accept the outcome.

Her husband Jake had to make a call to the Satellite Company and turned the service off. NOOOOOOOO. I can't believe he did it.  Now I know that he would not have done this on his own, so she must have MADE him do it. 

T, as you read this I hope you know that this can NEVER happen and when I say NEVER, I am really saying please don't turn off our satellite service.  You know what will happen if you do.  More time you have to spend with me, which means more quality time and by quality time I mean.........You got it. That's right.

I am by no means a couch potato but come on, I have got to get my fill of sports and cheap reality tv.  My favorite shows, our favorite shows. Of all the material items we have and things we pay for I love my tv.  I love my heat and air and water and power also, but something about having the tv on and the sound of football and basketball and now the Winter X Games and the Winter Olympics are coming on soon. I gotta have it.

So this post is a plea to my awesome, beautiful, talented, smart, sexy, good lookin' home cookin' wife to please do not make me pick up the phone and dial that number. 

Now to Nikki, since you have already tore your mans heart out and danced with wolves on it, I am making a plea to you....Give that man his satellite back. Super Bowl is coming up and I know he is going to want to have some ESPN coverage and NFL Network and you cant order the Lingerie Bowl without satellite....(not that I want to watch it or anything) Men walked the moon so we could have satellite, just think of all the hard working men and women out there that lay the cable for us to have satellite service.   Tonight when you look at Jake, ask him "Is he really happy without satellite?" 

So today I feel like I have to pick up my brother and carry him back to safety.  I shed tears for him over this and all the other men who were forced to make this call.  I have lost a brother today and from now on whenever I turn on the tv, Jake I will have a moment of silence for you, just a moment though cause then I have to get back to the game and cheer loudly.  Remember my tv is your tv.



Nikki B. January 28, 2010 at 3:40 PM   Reply to

ROFLMAO!!!!! seriously...LOL!!!

there was no gun to his head. his own free will. he did it. and i'm sure i will have to...entertain him...maybe a little more often, now that our satellite is gone.

no worries, your brother-in-remotes will be back amongst the ranks of your armchair quarterbacks come football season...i'm nearly certain of it.

hilarious post!

Mindy Skains Independant Scentsy Consultant January 28, 2010 at 7:00 PM   Reply to

ok this is FUNNY.... I swear the more you write the funnier you get... An you best be good to Mrs T she may up and one day TURN IT OFF...

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