Thursday, January 14, 2010

The Pant's Off Dance Off

So what is the one thing that you never wanted to do as a kid and you never want it  to happen as a parent?  Someting that can maybe scar you for life as a child and as a parent get brought up when your kids are older and they make fun of you.


So T made this awesome dinner that I quickly shoveled down after I got 3 of the C's to sleep. We then decided to play a little Super Mario on the Wii, which was alot more fun than finding out that she had set about every record and beat all my scores on the Wii Fit Balance Test. We had alot of fun playing Mario and it was kind of our own little "DATE NIGHT", well with a 7 month old C4 attached to her boob, but that just shows how great she is at multi-tasking...playing Wii and breastfeeding at the same time...god I love her.

Fast forward to the 2nd date night, yeah the one that happens in the Master Suite, where it all happens...picture this,  you have ME....

Well maybe not exactly me, but it helps me feel better

and then setting the mood

Not really but you get the point.....

So T get's  this awesome rub down from the hands softened by BURT'S BEES HAND SALVE and that put her in the mood to receive some (insert Marvin Gay song here-yeah you know which one). I am taking care of business trying to pleasure my wife and I am doing a very good job (self pat on the back) and I am a man that like's to have a some room while all of this is going on...I mean we get crazy with it and it is kind of like wrestling

Well maybe not that crazy......

But still I need to have some room.  So as all of this is going and I am in the middle of setting my own bedroom wii fit record,  I take a second to reach down to the end of our wii fit bedroom platform to move what I think are some extra pillows that are in the way and to my surprise I get a handful of


WTF, I feel C2 and think OH SHIT, tell T what just happened and we quickly gather ourselves and I send C2 to the bathroom, telling him to go potty before he falls back asleep and I am looking for my clothes like I am on fire and trying to find T's clothes like she is on fire and we can't stop laughing and wondering "How long has he been in here?"  C2 usually walks like his mommy,  heavy heeled and you can hear him as he makes his way to our room, but for some reason the sound of

covered up his entrance

So we were interupted in the middle of something that might land me in the

We laughed about it and talked about it and I couldn't help but think about what might have been..Hours of awesome, breath taking, sweaty, mind blowing sex love making, ....who am I kidding, I meant to say minutes, but you know, seemed like hours.

So will this be a moment that when C2 is in his late teens he all of a sudden decides to bring up at the dinner table or did he even know what the hell was going on? Guess we will find out....Maybe

As for my wonderful wife T, you are awesome, I love you and last night was fun, funny, sweet, and I truly enjoyed every minute of it. XOXOXO



The Mullins Life... January 14, 2010 at 11:00 AM   Reply to

OMG Me and Tracy were just talking about what we would do if our kids walked in on us. I told her I would die if Taylor did. Sooooo Funny!!!!

Heather January 14, 2010 at 11:50 AM   Reply to

That is one reason why we have a lock on our door!

Anonymous,  January 14, 2010 at 11:54 AM   Reply to

That's f-in funny! I don't know how we've managed to not have this happen so far. I'm sure it will someday.

I was thinking about you and Tracy last night. Hubby and I were watching one of our fave stand ups and I always like to recommend him to other parents that I think would like the comedy. If you guys haven't ever seen Louis C.K. you should totally check him out! Super foul language but, seriously funny!

Q March 30, 2011 at 7:23 PM   Reply to

Aw, man! That had to be a horrible feeling!

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