Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Random Headlines from USA Today 1-12-10

Here  are just a few headlines I saw in the USA TODAY.  I check this paper online everyday and I wanted to put my own spin on these certain headlines...Hope you enjoy and get a good laugh.

Obesity study shows big bottoms and thighs can be healthy.....I like big butts and I can not lie you other brothers can't deny, that when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a round thing in your get the idea

 Mark McGwire details steroid use.......Yeah ok, he came out and is anyone really surprised? NO!  The question is why is this cheater and loser getting a free pass?

Beyonce is poised to take a well-deserved break in 2010......I wonder if Beyonce and Jay-Z will be able to pay the bills if she takes this well deserved break?  Magic 8 Ball says "Odds are in their favor"

Gumby animator Art Clokey dies at 88.....Cause of Death....Being bent out of shape...get it Gumby + Bent + Shape = bad joke

China will look into report of cadmium in childrens' jewelry......China will also look into other options of ways to sell us shit that is harmful to our children



Heather January 12, 2010 at 2:26 PM   Reply to

These were hilarious! Well except the last one because that just scares the crap out of me.

Mindy Skains Independant Scentsy Consultant January 12, 2010 at 8:37 PM   Reply to

HEHEHEHE!!! Gumby.... Do you remember OH NO MR. BILL!!!!!

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