Friday, January 15, 2010

Random Headlines from USA Today 1-15-10

So there are not alot of headlines that I wanted to make fun of today, so I picked these 3

Super-duper kids club rises in Atlantis resort....No word yet on cover charge and girls nite.  Do have a  inside tip that DJ Dirty Diaper will be mixing it up on Saturday Nights. 

Police cancel China's first 'Mr. Gay' pageant in Beijing....Straight Men flood the streets because police then announce China's first "Miss Lesbian" pageant is now a go........whooooo hoooooo

Six tropical escapes under $500....I got a better deal for you.....For $150 you can come to my house and I will sit you under heat lamps and get fake Palm trees from Home Depot and then sit you in a sand box. Free drinks too.



Anonymous,  January 15, 2010 at 2:32 PM   Reply to

I flippin' love your Random Headline posts!

Scott S. January 15, 2010 at 2:47 PM   Reply to

"Flippin" Sounds like your from Ga.

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