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Thursday, January 21, 2010

Random Headlines from USA Today 1-21-10

So there were finally some headlines in the USA Today worth making fun of this morning.  News is usually doom and gloom and depressing, so I attempt to give you a laugh.

Goat smashes glass doors at California strip club...Calif. P.D. hires Dr. Dolittle to find out that Goat was unhappy about his lap dances

ASPCA: Woman kept 37 cats in 1-bedroom apartment....Woman's boyfriend told police he couldn't handle that much, uh you know, yeah figure it out.

Michael Douglas thankful for 'Viagra, Cialis' ....So is Katherine Zeta Jones Douglas (wife).

Behind every great man, there's a great woman's story....Unless that woman is wearing a strap-on...I would have rather the headline been the other way around. More punchlines, but I did the best I could




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2 comments:

Helene January 21, 2010 at 10:37 PM   Reply to

You are a total crack-up! The cat headline is awesome! Had no idea that Michael Douglas takes Viagra...I guess he would need to though, considering his wife is young enough to be his daughter.

Thanks for stopping by my blog...my husband will be happy to know he's got one more man on his side!

This Daddy January 22, 2010 at 8:12 AM   Reply to

Helene, your blog was just another way for my wife to laugh at me and point out that us husbands are all the same....GREAT.

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