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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Dr. Oz will help you get more action than a G.I. Joe with the Kung Fu Grip


ATTENTION ALL MEN......MUST READ

I am going to make all you men a promise today.  If you watch Dr. Oz with your wife.........YOU WILL GET ACTION!!  This is not a test, fluke or a scam.  I speak the truth.   How do I know this, well I am not the kind to kiss and tell........well ok I am but I can't go into too much detail.  For some reason this dude is some kind of aphrodiasic.  It never fails everytime we watch Dr. Oz we end up doing the Pants Off - Dance Off. 

One time we watched it and he was speaking to men saying that if men just cuddle with their wives, the wives would be more willing to give it up........IT F-ING WORKED.  I am a cuddle monster now.

Last night he was talking to men about the  erogenous zones on women, I still remember them now....Feet, Arm Pits, and Ears.   Guess what........He was right.  He is 2 for 2.

He also started talking serious about different exams men need to give themselves and he talked about the  testicular exam and it was the perfect oppritunity to get the wife involved....You know just in case I break my hands or arms and I need to have a self exam done.

T did think it was funny that Dr. Oz brought up the point that men need to play with themselves alot, I think the number he said on average was 21 times per month. So I can spare all of you and you I will not go into that one.

I will make the point for men and women

Men---If you feel like you are not getting enough action put on Dr. Oz.  I promise you that you will score more than Kobe and LeBron combined

Women---If you want to get more out of your man, do the same turn on Dr. Oz and let him sink into your mans mind.  If he can work his magic on a sex crazed, porn addicted, pit bull hating man like me (sorry those are all MckMama rants) he can do the same for your husband.

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4 comments:

Heather February 25, 2010 at 11:20 AM   Reply to

I can just see it now. My husband turing on Dr. Oz and asking to cuddle with my arm pits!

Hilarious!

Heather February 25, 2010 at 1:31 PM   Reply to

Just went to Mckmama's blog frog. Your pit bull post has 23 pages. WOW!

This Daddy February 25, 2010 at 1:40 PM   Reply to

Yeah, I had to get out of there for a minute before I got nasty with a certain person. Oh well just like me to start shit and leave.

Just make sure your arm pits are smellin' fresh.

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