How my life is like the Olympics
So in the spirit of the Olympics I thought I would do a post about how my life compares to the Olympics. Ok, ok I love sports and I a msure I could do a post about how my life compares to any sport, but I have to stick with the Olympics because that is what is HOT right now and I am HOT right now.
As the Opening Ceremonies begin I am the Flag carrier for the USA because I am a LEO and like T tells me I have to be the center of attention. I carry the flag and wave it proudly.
My first event is Curling. Give me a f-ing break. Basically sweeeping or mopping. I hate to sweep or mop but I do it to help out in the house. BRONZE Medal
Diaper Changing. Oh shit, I would not even make it to the podium on this one. Ask T how many diapers I have changed out of all four of the C's. Nevermind don't ask.
Laundry. I have no problem and as a matter of fact I do alot of laundry around the house. Problem is I usually leave it all around the house. I hate the putting up the clothes act. SILVER Medal
Cooking meals. Well since I am really never home during the day this might not be the best event for me. I will fake an injury and pretend I can't compete.
Cleaning. I can clean and I do alot of cleaning. No contest. GOLD Medal
Taking Care of the kids (by myself). This is a team event so since I have T on my team we win. GOLD Medal
Bathing the kids. I can hold my own on this one. Took a long time to qualify but I made it and finished strong. BRONZE Medal
Garbage duty. Been doing this forever and have some slip ups but this has been a life long event. GOLD MEDAL
SEX. Please, I am like the Shaun White, Lindsey Vonn, Apollo Ono of this one. I own the Olympics when this event comes into play. I am the biggest star out there. I finish, T finishes and we both finish in record time. (Shit is that good?) GOLD Medal.
If I missed some events im sure T will let me know.
4 comments:
Awesome, funny post, especially taking the GOLD in sex.
That is hilarious!! I love it! =)
you didn't use performance enhancing drugs for that gold in sex, did you? cuz...that's illegal, you know?
Nikki, shhhhhhh dont tell T. I need all the help I can get.
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