Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Oh what a night......

Late December back in 63'..........(Great song, has nothing to do with my post...just a great song)

So every Monday night T and I have appointment tv.  The Bachelor.  We have watched this show for years.  We laugh, we talk shit, I cry.......well only when dorks like Jake pick  trannies like Vienna and helium inhalers like Tenley.......but I still watch.

Last night was the annual Women Tell All episode where all can we put this kindly.....all the,  I guess the nicest I can put it is that they are losers.  The thing that was funny about this year is that none of the women were bashing Jake.  You know why?  Cause he is a f-ing dork. 

I really hope next week in the finale that he picks....NEITHER.  Leave both of them crying at the flower stand.  Take the roses and throw them on the ground and piss on them.  Whatever, at this point I don't care who he picks they are both ugly and nasty and annoying.  At least Tenly doesn't look lke a dude.

And who that watched this show last night believed a word of what the super freak Rozalyn said.  Ali, who is going to be the next Bachelorette is so fake. 

Oh well this is what I get for watching this shit.

Last night was what I call "Do it yourself dinner night"  These are the nights that I get to come home and make myself dinner.  Well since I am too lazy to fix me something and I was so damn hungry, this is what I decided to eat for dinner

Now a certain wife thought it was funny that I was using this big ass bowl to eat cereal out of.  What the hell else am I going to use.  It is a big bowl and I was hungry.  The cereal was healthy and the milk organic.

That shit was good too.

So after The Bachelor was over I went and got C3 and do the late night pee-pee so she doesn't pee in her bed. This has been working for the most part to curve the peeing in the bed.  After that I come back to bed to watch..........

The Ice Dancing Medal Final.

The couple from Canada won but while I was watching this all I kept thinking about was how the pair from USA who won silver

And how the dude looked like the one guy from Blades of Glory

I don't know....Im just sayin'



Doug February 23, 2010 at 10:17 AM   Reply to

Are you sure it isn't the guy from Blades of Glory?

And ... is that cereal what you were getting when you got caught wearing your wife's shoes ... Dang, you got it bad. Breakfast for dinner while wearing the wife's shoes ... I almost blew my coffee all over my keyboard!

Thanks for the morning laugh ... I needed it!

Taxi Driver February 23, 2010 at 11:47 AM   Reply to

Nice one, this post is all over the place; I love it! You gotta be crack'n up when you type this stuff!


Confessions From A Work-At-Home Mom February 23, 2010 at 12:51 PM   Reply to

My DH said that he thought the ice dancing guy looked like the blonde from Blades of Glory, too! Honestly, you too are wayyyyyy too similar.

Oh, and he wanted me to tell you "thank you" for defending him on my post today.

Confessions From A Working Mom

Helene February 23, 2010 at 3:35 PM   Reply to

Ooooh, wierd. When I saw the title of this post, I immediately thought of that song by Franky Valli and there it was in your first line! I actually have that song on my iPod...which, according to Tim, makes me totally lame.

I love your take on Bachelor. Yeah, Vienna totally looks like a dude. And Tenley needs to let some helium out of her head...she could work a guy's last nerve in just a matter of one minute.

I also hope he picks neither of them. They don't seem like good fits for him. I've heard rumors though that he picks Vienna. If that's true, then you know he only picked her because she put out when they shared the "couple's suite" on their overnight trip. But a good blowjob can only get a girl so far...she'll figure that out soon enough.

Oh and Roz...she's an idiot. I love what Chris said to her about his son talking about unicorns and magicians. That, honestly, was the best line of the night!

x February 23, 2010 at 4:30 PM   Reply to

I haven't been watching the Bachelor and now I regret it! P.S. The cereal mixing bowl is great, as long as it's not filled with Lucky Charms. The Kashi is healthy, so you probably just had a nice BM this morning.

S.I.F. February 24, 2010 at 2:38 AM   Reply to

Ha! I have thought Jake is a total cheeseball from day one! I don't care how good looking the guy is... DORK!

And the girls this season? Seriously? What the hell? I actually liked Ali at first, and then every single episode I liked her less. Is she really going to be the bachelorette? Because, if so, that was totally played out.

Jake is going to end up alone. Even if he picks one, he is going to end up alone!

FYI: From now on, when I injure myself I am coming to you to concot a cooler story for me than what actually happened.

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