Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Question....Have you ever been hit by a Weiner?

MLB Mascot Accused of Gruesome Wiener Attack

Sluggerrr the Lion -- the mascot for the Kansas City Royals -- is accused of poking a fan's eye out with a steaming hot wiener (ouch a f-ing steming hot weiner) during a Major League Baseball game last year ... and now the team is being sued over it.

It's all in a lawsuit filed in Jackson County, Missouri in which John Coomer claims he was just chillin' (this means he was not ready to catch a weiner in the eye) at a game on September 8, 2009 -- when Slugger "climbed atop the third base dugout and started shooting wieners (remember steaming hot weiners) into the stands from an air gun."

Coomer claims Slugger eventually put the air gun down -- and started firing off the wieners by hand (I have always thought it was better to fire off steaming hot weiners by the hand)... when, according to the suit, things went horribly wrong.

In the docs, Coomer claims "Slugger lost control of his throw or was reckless with his throwing of the weiners, and threw the weiner (I am thinking he was not warmed up enough) directly into the Plaintiff."

Coomer claims the weiner (The STEAMING HOT WEINER) hit him right in his left eye -- leaving him with a detached retina and the development of cataracts.

Coomer is now suing the Royals for more than $25k for negligence and battery -- claiming they "failed to adequately train its agents in the proper way of handling weiners... and in the proper method in which to throw weiners into the stands (I thought that was in the employee handbook--How to handle steaming hot weiners) at Kauffman Stadium."

Remember, when handling wieners -- it's always safety first.

I would like to say that T has never thought about suing me for Improper Use of my Steaming Hot Weiner, and I have never and I say never been so out of control that I hit her in the eye with my steaming hot weiner.



Chrissy February 24, 2010 at 9:18 AM   Reply to

I am from Missouri. But luckily for you, I do not take offense because I am a Cardinals fan.


Wendy February 24, 2010 at 10:21 AM   Reply to

I right with ya Chrissy. That is hilarious! haha Go Cardinals!!

Scott S. February 24, 2010 at 10:30 AM   Reply to

Oh lord, Please let me keep my mouth shut about the JuiceBirds, GO BRAVES

x February 24, 2010 at 10:43 AM   Reply to

I am glad T has never sued you for improper use of your steaming hot weiner. :) Funny stuff!

Chrissy February 25, 2010 at 11:11 AM   Reply to

Oh, my gosh...Wendy...I actually know you in real life! Your maiden name starts with an "S" and you went to high school in a town that starts with a "B"...yes?!! ;o)

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