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Thursday, February 4, 2010

This Daddy is That Damn Good!! HANDS (rub) DOWN!


NOTE TO SELF:  When will I I ever learn?  In this case probably never.  My sweet T, oh how her days are long and hard.  She woke up yesterday with a very sore neck, could hardly move her head to one side. Just a problem from sleeping wrong. But it is still a problem.

So I am talking to her yesterday on the yahoo im and she is telling me how bad it hurts.  So being the great, handsome, sexy, caring, soft hands(thanks to Burts Bees) (I could go on, but back to it) husband that I am, I let her know that when I get home I will break out the healing hands and rub her neck.

So as promised as T and I are laying in bed she is holding a sleeping C4 and I begin the rub down.  T shows me where her neck is hurting and I go to work.  For those of you that don't know, I am not a professional masseuse.  T is SO quick to point out that I am not rubbing the right spot. "Rub here", "Rub there", "Rub my shoulders", so I try to make sure I hit the right area.  I take a break to rest my hands and she is wondering why did I stop.  I stopped cause my f-ing hand is hurting. Shit!  Ok this is a true statement "Do your hands hurt when you rub yourself?"  I tell her "NO! That only take a few minutes to finish!" So there!!!

I tried to stretch her neck some and rub it while doing that. I tried to get her to do some shoulder shrugs to relax her shoulders some to loosen up her neck. She was so tight.....ok I am talking about shoulders and neck, people. 

I quickly realized that I have a "HIGH MAINTENANCE MASSAGE WIFE" (HMMW) I usually rub T with the thought in my head that I might get some action from it, but I knew that I was going to be giving the rub for the sole purpose of fixing the neck last night.  But rub here, rub there and you are done already? Rub me more and you are not done yet phrase's are becoming way too common.

And T just so you know I love giving you the rub down and will rub your neck again tonight since you said this morning that it still hurts.  I am going to do it a little bit different tonight. I have a different game plan. 

I can live with you being a "HMMW" since that is the only thing you are HM about.
I will also take her wanting me to ALWAYS rub her as a compliment. I must do a damn good job for her to always want me to rub her.  Just another reason for me to believe that......

THIS DADDY IS THAT DAMN GOOD!!


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4 comments:

Helene February 4, 2010 at 3:54 PM   Reply to

Okay, I do have to agree with the comment you left on my blog about you and my husband having a lot in common.

BUT, and this is a huge BUT, my husband doesn't rub my neck or shoulders when I'm sore. He'll just look at me after I complain and say, "So? What do you want me to do about it? By the way, what are you making for dinner tonight".

He's clueless. It doesn't even dawn on him that a rub-down could possibly lead to sex.

This Daddy February 4, 2010 at 4:03 PM   Reply to

That is so funny Helene because I have been spoiled, so I think that everytime I rub, I get.....Why was I blessed with such great hands....WHY?

If I looked at T and said "SO" I would never have to rub her again, but I would never get any ever again

The Pipster February 4, 2010 at 7:07 PM   Reply to

And I have to visit The Chinese Massage Place at the Mall or try to use my former maiden name to get a $39 massage at Massage Envy. You are GOOD! Great post :)

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