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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

What the hell did you just say?

We live in the country.  Not really B-F-E, but we kind of live in the country.  So T is driving the #48 Minivan and we are behind a couple of semi junkers

When all of a sudden we hear someone scream something.  Not sure what but T and I think they are yelling that they are leaking some kind of fluid.

Well after minutes of going back and forth T finally says to me
"I think she yelled that she was leaking BLINKER FLUID"
I look at T, "What the F**K did you just say"

We both start laughing because T is more car smart than I am and we just keep looking and laughing at each other.
Then I swear if you could see us we had those flash bulbs light up over our heads and we both thought the same thing at the same moment

Next time someone cuts us off instead of yelling of screaming and shooting birds

We are simply going to pull up next to them
And
Ask them if

They need to refill their BLINKER FLUID

"Excuse me sir, I couldn't help but notice as you cut me off that you are leaking BLINKER FLUID"

"Im sorry lady, please tell your husband next time you get an oil change to have them check your BLINKER FLUID"

NEXT

I think this happened a couple weeks ago when T took the kids to story time at the mall.  Her cousin KenZ and her 2 daughter met T and the 4 C's.  I am not sure of what went down or what exactly was said but this is kind of what I got.

C's running around the house with super balls (bouncing balls people)

T tells me that C1 was playing with KenZ's 2 girls and then she tell's me C1 asked the girls if they liked his BALLS.  I just started laughing.  I looked at C1 and said to him  "Did the girls like your balls" he just giggled and ran off, he had no idea of what I was saying.  Still it gave me a good laugh.

I can't be the only one.....

Who has kids in the house that no matter what time and or bathroom all of a sudden yell out

"I POO-POO  MOM-MAY or DAD-DAY"
at the top of their lungs

Last night in the kitchen I get home and my sweet C3 is running in circles shaking her butt and saying "Spank Me" I looked at her like what the hell, you better get out of this phase real quick.





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2 comments:

Nikki B. February 24, 2010 at 9:48 AM   Reply to

my favorite thing in the world about having kids...is having someone to laugh with, when someone says "balls." i can't tell you how many times a day i hear, "BWA-HAHAHAHAAH...you said balls!!" always a good laugh! balls are funny, i don't care who ya are!

and blinker fluid? that's genius!

goofdad February 24, 2010 at 11:20 AM   Reply to

Blinker Fluid ... WOW! LMAO!

Balls ... always good for a laugh. Just as good as when my son Adam used to tell people he got "a woody" on christmas morning. You know...the character from Toy Story?

And LOLZ on the potty humor! I'm living through that one. My 4 year old daughter won't go to the bathroom unless we give her permission. She'll come into our room at 3 in the morning ... walking PAST the bathroom, mind you ... to wake us up to tell us she has to pee ... DAMN!

and ... you'd better have enough shotguns for your boys, too, if C3 doesn't out-grow that ... you're gonna have real problems!

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