Monday, March 1, 2010

Blogging in bed with your the nude...really

Remember this line from Pulp Fiction.....

"What does Blogging look like?"
"What?  Say what again...MuthaFlubba...I dare you..I double dare..Say what again"

Well it wasn't exactly those words but close enough.. Blogging is cool. I tell everyone that who asks me.  Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, that shit is stupid, I used to have that shit but blogging is way more cool.  I use Myspace, Facebook, Twitter to find the deadbeats I look for.   Anyways..

Since my blogging birth in December 09, I have searched the whole world for cool blogs by dads and I have only found some that I like.  I am a clown, funny bastard, stupid sense of humor and really never have anything to talk or blog about that is of any good to anyone. Remeber this song "Been around the world and I, I, I can't find male bloggers" Yeah me what.

All these wives come over and check out my blog cause they think Im hot and I am cool with that, I have cute kids and I am married to T and all and I am cool with that, but where are the f-ing husbands?  I know most husbands have real jobs and are not lucky enough to sit at a desk and blog away the day like I do.  I have found these cool dads blogs and love to check these out on the daily......

Big City Dad- Single dad, living the life
Juggling Eric- Dad with a plan, a plan that changes everyday
Out Numbered- A dad with so much estrogen in his house, I would go nuts
Parenting Survival- Think you have alot of kids?
Planting Pennies- A blog to make you think
And wait for MckDaddys blog comming soon

So these next blogs are ones that I read and think that I would read a blog by their husbands if they did one.  I mean the wives types some nice, funny, cool, meaningful, tear jerking, heart grabbing, sappy shit too.  But I would put money on it that if you give the husbands a page the laughter would go through the roof.

Confessions from a Working Mom- Elizabeth calls her man DH.  He is the one that pulls people over and give them tickets for their window tinit being too dark. (ME) kidding, A football player and for some reason he puts up with being called a Drama Queen. That shit needs to stop

Im Living Proof that God has a Sense of Humor- Tim gets it from Helen and no not THAT, alot.  But this is a guy who is just like me.  What awesome man, doesn't look at his wifes ass when she is loading the dishwasher.  What man doesn't think about his thang when she is talking about strokes (painting) but still?

Its Spelled Maguire- Heather, I don't think has ever named the man behind the blog, but any guy who can fix all of their shit in the dead cold of winter is one bad ass.

Life as we know it- Nikki, she is one of my original favorites. Jake her man, has been through so much, I wan't to hear the truth behind tv deal and what it is like living with Dr. Pepper deprived wife....Ouch

Lolidots- Robin who is another original favorite has this Hubby and she is teasing that he is going to have a blog and I am waiting. A fellow fantasy football lover and from my favorite state of Tx.

Mums Notebook- Nikki, who lives in Australia, has Orsen and I want to hear about living there aside from the beautiful pic's she takes all the time.

The Mullins Life- Laura who is T's best friend and her husband Brandon is mine, I want him to do one just cause I know he was laughing at me when he heard I was doing a blog.  Plus he is someone that has been with his wife a long time and they have been through alot. Come on B, start typing BEE-OTCH.

Roerdink Ramblings- Lisa's husband Jeff is a firefighter in the local area of where we live, well kind of, close enough.  Fire Fighters are cool and I know he would have alot of cool shit to blog about. If you read Lisa's blog, I see her jbeing just like T, very outspoken and I am sure her husband would have something to say about that as well

The Snyder 5- Molly has a great blog and she has de-cluttered her way into everyone's home, now if I could stop wrecking and messing up everything T de-clutters.  Her husband is a eye doctor and I would love to hear what his thought are as she throws away half of their home.Plus I want to talk some shit about Farve.

Our Daze in the Desert- Arizona Mamma's husband went to West Point, so that is a major cool bonus.  She sings on video and posts it on her blog. Now any man would really have something to say about his wife singing on the internet.  Good or bad. I want to hear it

Four Farrells- Jessica's a soccer mom, no not a sucker mom, who has the better half Joe.  Joe is a cool dude who puts up with alot and I cant go into to much detail, but I would actually probably go to jail, but he stays cool in the line of fire.  Joe get off your ass and blog bastard.

My Random Thoughts and Dirty Laundry- Anna who is a person that helped T get into the cloth diaper family has Kevin. Kevin needs to do a blog about home repairs cause I am sure that this guy can do it all. 

Look ladies if you can't get your men to blog, then get them to do a guest post on your page.  Have them blog about you, and give them a no holds barred free range option.  Whatever they want to blog about and you ladies can't get mad................NO MATTER WHAT.

I am sure I have left someone out.  I know that there are lots of cool ass husbands out there, just like me.  Bring them out.  Show them that it is ok to blog in the's fun...just ask T.  We do it all the time. 

Men I swear if you start blogging and you do 1 not 2 but 1 sensitive post about your feelings,  it is a lock to get you some "Pants Off- Dance Off" Action.

Guys send me your blog shit.


Doug March 1, 2010 at 5:26 PM   Reply to

Hoo-Rah ... I made the cut ;-)

I'm with you ... No offense ladies, but I soo would love to hear your husband's perspectives, too. I like reading many of the same blogs that Daddy here reads ... but every now and then I think: Wow, I bet your other half would have a different opinion ...

C'mon, guys ... it's fun ... it's cathardic ... if you have a job in front of a computer (like me) it even sounds like you're working!

x March 1, 2010 at 5:35 PM   Reply to

Thanks for listing these blogs. I will check them out. P.S., I think your should TM the phrase Pants Off Dance Off.

Shannon K. March 1, 2010 at 6:10 PM   Reply to

You're killing me! But seriously, I think I will have to talk to Andy about it.

Another dad blog by the way is Coachdad. I'd have to find his link for you if you don't know it already. He's a single dad of three girls...and that poor bastard has some funny stories.

Shannon K. March 1, 2010 at 6:16 PM   Reply to

Here is coachdad's link

Shannon K. March 1, 2010 at 6:18 PM   Reply to

Oh, and my comment prior to that has vanished!

I said that I would have to talk to Andy about your suggestion. I think it's not half bad actually.

Coachdad is a single dad to 3 girls. He's got some pretty funny stories.

Jessica Bodley Farrell March 1, 2010 at 7:40 PM   Reply to

you can talk about our drama if you want -

ericdbolton March 1, 2010 at 8:05 PM   Reply to

Thanks for the shout out.. I think you just provided me with a new tag line... :)

Helene March 1, 2010 at 8:30 PM   Reply to

Wow, I'm honored to see my blog on your list! I asked Tim if he would do a guest post on my blog and he said would sometime. He claims to be funnier than me...yeah, right.

Nikki B. March 1, 2010 at 9:38 PM   Reply to

i'll totally work on jake for a guest post!!! he'll need a topic though...maybe we'll do a he said/she said post on something!

EYE can make that! March 2, 2010 at 1:52 AM   Reply to

Thanks for the mention.
I like your blog...I think you're funny. I'll try and get Orsen to do a guest post on my blog.
In 10 days were packing up the family and flying to New Zealand for 3 weeks.... keep checking my blog for our holiday post updates.
Did you like my wildlife post? It was your comment on the frog that inspired me to do it :)

megan,  March 2, 2010 at 8:24 AM   Reply to

Have you checked out Coal Creek Farm?? Clay wrote about how he met his wife since his wife wouldn't. I think you'd like his sense of humor.

Heather March 2, 2010 at 10:55 AM   Reply to

Thanks so much for the shout out! I will see what I can do to get Kevin, AKA the guy who can fix all of their shit in the dead cold of winter, to guest blog on mine. He can be pretty funny when he wants to be!

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