Tuesday, March 2, 2010

The Worst Bachelor Finale ever

I am such a sucker.  I get caught up in this shit everytime.  Every season I say the same thing after these dumb farks pick some ugly ass chick or the girls pick some goofy ass dude. I say "I am not going to watch this shit ever again"  But I still end up tuning in and going through the same nightmare every time.

Jake had possibly the 2 worst choices in his finale last night.  Vienna and Tenley.  They are not going to last anyways so why couldn't he have picked to better choices.  Vienna is UGLY.  Tenley has a voice that make me want to give myself another vasectomy.

I was so tired last night but I stayed awake long enough to hear Jake tell Vienna all the BS he told her.  And all I kept hearing from T was

OHH, AHH, OHH, SO SWEET, They are in love and YEAH

Whatever. She knew it the whole time cause of this spoiler shit and at least she kept it from me and let me be mad on my own.  It is not like I know Jake or anything but shit man, if I am going to invest all my time on your f-ing show, at least pick someone I like. Asshole  Now you get to go be on Dancing with the Stars? Great more shot of Vienna and her nasty ass mug.  Whatever. Stupid show. 

And now Ali is going to be The Bachelorette?  Great lets see what her little whinny ass can do with a bunch of dude trying to outman each other just for a shot to get in her pants.

As always see you next season



Tracy March 2, 2010 at 10:46 AM   Reply to

Oh stop! V is not ugly, shes not a man. Shes a strong, honest girl that doesn't take shit from anyone. The other bitches couldn't handle that.
I like her, and really who cares if you don't.

Jake obviously loves her.

Scott S. March 2, 2010 at 10:48 AM   Reply to

Was waiting for you to chime in.

Heather March 2, 2010 at 10:50 AM   Reply to

All I can say is if this relationship does make it, their kids will have some big noses.

Scott S. March 2, 2010 at 10:52 AM   Reply to

Well I cant say shit on the big nose issue.

x March 2, 2010 at 12:01 PM   Reply to

I got through the first 30 minutes of this so I didn't know who won. I better stay out of the interchange (above). I'm neutral.

Anonymous,  March 2, 2010 at 12:11 PM   Reply to

You know he'll be sleeping with his Dancing partner by the second round!

Heather March 2, 2010 at 4:27 PM   Reply to

Your nose isn't as big as either one of thiers. :)

Did you see he was going to be on Dancing With the Stars? His partner is HOT! Way better than Vienna.

Helene March 2, 2010 at 11:24 PM   Reply to

I was literally cringing when I watched the parent meet-up with Vienna. Could she have made a worst first impression??

If any of my sons bring home a girl like that, who sits there and insults my son and tells me that everyone at school hates her, I'd pull him aside and kick his ass. Then I'd kick her ass out of my house.

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