Do I hear Simon?

You are not going to Hollywood.............Yet

My first ever Bloggie Vloggie is up and I have been watching it over and over today, not because I love myself.  Wait, ok maybe because I love myself, but mostly because I want to do more of the Bloggie Vloggie stuff.  I realize that it sucked.  I still love looking at myself, but the bushy beard, the mini mullet growing in the back, probably had something in my teeth too. 

I have gotten some reviews back on the video and some are good and some are not so good.  Ok, screw that, I was not happy with it at all.  Shit, I only did it like 10 times before I found the one I liked.  Yeah, you see the one I settled on, so that tells you how bad the others were.

Some of what I learned about myself after the video hit the blog........

1. Good lord I need to shave.  I look like shit.
2. Haircut, just a trim.  Again I look like shit.
3. I sounded like a robot.  And that came from the wife.
4. I learned that I sound like an Irish Hick.  That is some funny shit.  I can't stand hicks and now I sound like one. 
5. I learned that I have a long way to go to Bloggie Vloggie like my Bloggie Vloggie Idol Jason Mayo at Out Numbered .  Go check his shit out. That is one funny dude.

I hope people realize that I don't care if you talk shit about me.  I think it is funny.  I never would have thought that I sounded like a hick and a Irish Hick at that.  That shit made me laugh so hard this morning.  DJ Kosmo, I may throw some short shirtless shots in the next one, but I have got to get T to shave the back first.  Anyone in our area of Ga. do free waxing? 

So, I am going to trim the beard and have T shape the hair.  The arms, chest and back will get shaved and I will be a damn good looking stud.  Ok, forget the damn good looking stud part, I will at least not look like a f-ing hairy lumberjack.


I am already putting together ideas for my next Bloggie Vloggie.  Maybe a music video?  A How To?

Wait and See