Wednesday, April 7, 2010

"If You Want My Body and You Think Im Sexy "

Ok not the point, cause I know you do, but that was a kick ass song by Rod Stewart

Smell that?  No it is not some bad odor coming from my body.  It is not some bad leftover food that has sat in my car for days.  It is the smell of


What always happens in the summer time?  People are wearing short and tanks and cut off shirts.......hold up, back up a minute....No one wears cut off shirts anymore do they?... Anyways....T makes fun of me cause she says I act more like a woman that some women.  Wanting to always look my best, trim the veard, shave the chest, arms and back, I always make her laugh and shake her head.

So I found it funny that when she got a hair up her ass to do a mass cleaning of our bedroom closet she said she was throwing alot of stuff away and my first response was......"What of mine are you throwing away?"  She told me not to worry about it, I wont miss it.  I sat worried.

I got home and found out that this was in the garbage

The 6 second ab machine

See this is not me.  But if I could get my lazy ass up and do some work
and use the 6 second ab machine for more than the listed 6 seconds
than I might be able to get my abs looking a little more like this
Shit, think of all the money T and I could save if my abs looked like this.
We could wash the clothes on my stomach.  Use it as a cutting board, changing table
all kinds of stuff.

So the 6 second ab machine is now property of the county dump and maybe
a dumpster diver will go in and find out and actually use it



Helene April 7, 2010 at 11:46 AM   Reply to

Love that song too! In fact, I have it on my iPod and the kids love dancing to it. They even know some of the words which probalby isn't a good thing...consider listening to a bunch of 5 yr olds and 3 yr olds singing "If you want my body and you think I'm sexy" is a little bit creepy.

Tim has all kinds of weight-loss devices too...which are just collecting dust in our garage. Everytime I talk to him about getting rid of some stuff he balks at the idea. I keep trying to tell him that we could sell the stuff on Craigslist and use the money for him to buy newer weight-loss devices but he still says no. Is this a man thing?

Chrissy April 7, 2010 at 2:14 PM   Reply to

Should have donated it to Goodwill or something! Or sent it to my house!

Taxi Driver April 7, 2010 at 4:23 PM   Reply to

If I ever find out who invented flat abs I'm going to punch him in the face. What a jerk.


Scott S. April 7, 2010 at 4:29 PM   Reply to

No Kidding, flat abs are for losers. Women need the handle to hold on to. Who wants to look all fit and buff anyways

Doug April 7, 2010 at 4:32 PM   Reply to

Sorry ... but you just don't do it for me.

Maybe you should have kept the ab workout machine ... nyaah ... probably still wouldn't have worked!

Good thing T wants your body and thinks your sexy ... someone should!

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