Tuesday, May 11, 2010


Holy Shit!!!

I never thought (well yes I did) that using T in a sports comparison could get so out of control.  I meant it as a  compliment.  To me it would be, to her, oh did not go over to well.  Kobe Bryant is the best closer in the NBA.  What player in the league do you want to take the last shot of the game when it is on the line?  That right.....Kobe Bryant.  Which brings m to this..........

CLOSER.  A person who finishes.  Ends it.  No more after that.  Done.  Complete.

These 2 people are CLOSERS.

       Who decides what snack the C's will have when they cant make up their mind?
Who gets the C's to clean up the mess and get in the bathroom to brush their teeth?
Who gets the C's into bed when daddy can't?
Who make sure that everything gets done?


Kobe is THE CLOSER and so is T!

T did not like being called the Kobe of our house yesterday.  I think she wrote me and told me that she didnt want to be a
"Ass raping, cheating on his wife bastard"  or something along those lines.

So last night when MY Lakers were on and THE MAN (KOBE) was draining shot after shot, we got into the discussion of if she is Kobe (which she HATES) who am I?

So after thinking she finally came up with these people for who I am.

First she said I was like Pamela Anderson. ???  I am not blonde, I dont have HUGE boobs, I havn't had my own sex tape.  But as T told me, I am like her because I am always dirty, talking about sex and porn.  Ok.
Then she said I was like......
Lebron James, cause he thinks he is as good as Kobe and I think I am as good as T, but both knowing that neither compare.  Shit, that was a funny one.

The next on she knew she had to hit me in the gut, a kick in the balls. 
Phil Mickelson.  Or as I call him Fatty Phil, Phil Mickelnuts.  When sh said his name, my whole body cringed.  "Why him?" I asked.  Cause he always chokes?  No she said becasue of how he loves and cares for his wife.  Then she flashed me a smile.

WOW, so me comparing T to Kobe in a blog post set off a whole different conversation last night.  It was interesting to see what names she came up with.

Love you honey and you are THE CLOSER!!

Who is the closer in your house?



ericdbolton May 11, 2010 at 10:40 AM   Reply to

Did you tell her that the Lakers would be nothing without Kobe?

I understood the comparison, I took it as you were complementing her.

And she was gold on calling out LeBron.. :)

Doug May 11, 2010 at 11:06 AM   Reply to

In our house it's not that clear. I'm the closer (note, the lower case). When things go wrong, or are needed, I'm the one the kids turn to.


When Christina feels strongly, she won't even let me answer. She answers, quietly, and in a tone that offers no chance to disagree. At that point, she's the CLOSER.

I defer to her in those situations, because it's easier.

Nikki B. May 11, 2010 at 12:38 PM   Reply to

we joke that the closer in our house, uh...runs on batteries...

Wendy May 11, 2010 at 2:34 PM   Reply to

I am the closer in my household. Always have been - even before kids. BTW...I intended on sending an email to let you know I did receive the bag. Thank you!

Helene May 12, 2010 at 12:53 AM   Reply to

Hmmm, totally depends on what the deal is. Tim usually gets the final word with the kids because they totally listen to him...probably because he'll beat the shit out of them if they ignore him. That would probably make me obey, as well.

passion4pink May 12, 2010 at 7:07 AM   Reply to

mmmmm yep I am the closer....but not always happy to be....I wish hubby would be the closer sometimes AGH!!!

Heather May 12, 2010 at 12:47 PM   Reply to

Depends on the topic in our house.

You are totally like Pam Anderson. :) Way to go T!

Leslie May 12, 2010 at 12:56 PM   Reply to

I just found your blog and I love it! I have been laughing so hard at your posts and your discussions on blog frog!

Tam and John May 12, 2010 at 7:06 PM   Reply to

I totally get the compliment...but I'm sorta with T on this...I made my son take his Kobe poster off the wall in his room. Closer or not. :)

Elan May 12, 2010 at 11:04 PM   Reply to

Whatup SCOTT! I needed to find a male blogger. I'm the closer. Then Holly reopens it, changes as she sees fit, and closes it for real.

Jodi Dolbel May 13, 2010 at 5:34 AM   Reply to

Hey Scott. I come from the world of female craft blogs, and came across yours while surfing!! WOW, what a great read you have here.. so diverse and interesting. I love hearing the male perspective!!
Congrats on sharing all your funny shit with us.
Jodi from Australia

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