Monday, May 3, 2010

She said "WHAT THE?"


Last night would be a good example of why T does not give me alot of massages.  Well I usually never ask her to rub my back or anything like that, but last night was different. 

T broke out the

Magic Hands
First she did as I instructed  made  told  asked her to and that was to rub my back.  Then I decided to lay an my back and I again   paid  brainwashed  forced  asked her to rub my chest this time.   T never rubs me but again that is because I never ask.  So with the magic hands T is giving me the best chest rub, man that felt great, so great that after a while something started to happen..................


turned into


So imagine T's surprise when the innocent chest rub left me having a huge

And her hand got a little too relaxed and traveled a little too far south for her liking and she felt this

Well T's hand moved so fast (away from my body) and I heard  a disgusting "What the?" come from her mouth at that moment, lets just say that it might be a long time before I get the magic hands on my body again for a rubdown. 

But you can bet your sweet ass that I will be asking for one each and every night.



Doug May 3, 2010 at 5:43 PM   Reply to

You know ... with as many kids as you have, you'd think T would know what to expect that far south?!?!

Sounds like an interesting evening!

passion4pink May 4, 2010 at 4:49 AM   Reply to

Wow! I would just be grateful if Hubby would even consider a massage & I can tell you its not because I haven't got technique (believe me on this one!)let alone what T got.

Chrissy May 4, 2010 at 12:36 PM   Reply to

If you ask her every night, I doubt it will ever happen again. Just sayin.

Massage Liability Insurance May 7, 2010 at 4:33 AM   Reply to

Thats really good to know, you have a good partner who gives you daily massage but i am also looking forward for the coming years lol, why dont you take appointment for some professional massage therapist, i think you should take it at least once in a month.

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