She said "WHAT THE?"

YOU'VE LOST THAT LOVING FEELING

(NOT)

Last night would be a good example of why T does not give me alot of massages.  Well I usually never ask her to rub my back or anything like that, but last night was different. 

T broke out the

Magic Hands

First she did as I instructed  made  told  asked her to and that was to rub my back.  Then I decided to lay an my back and I again   paid  brainwashed  forced  asked her to rub my chest this time.   T never rubs me but again that is because I never ask.  So with the magic hands T is giving me the best chest rub, man that felt great, so great that after a while something started to happen..................

THIS

turned into

THIS

So imagine T's surprise when the innocent chest rub left me having a huge

And her hand got a little too relaxed and traveled a little too far south for her liking and she felt this

Well T's hand moved so fast (away from my body) and I heard  a disgusting "What the?" come from her mouth at that moment, lets just say that it might be a long time before I get the magic hands on my body again for a rubdown. 

But you can bet your sweet ass that I will be asking for one each and every night.