Free Agency. Should I Stay or Should I go?

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Free Agency. Should I Stay or Should I go?
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Read more...What's that saying? Get on fore you get spit on? I don't know, that is just what some of the wonderful people whose cars we are trying to repo tell me on the phone before they hang up on me. That is probably one of the nicer things they say anyways. Well due to last nights events I am going to change that little saying to "GET ON FORE YOU GET PEE'D ON" That's right this morning I woke up at my regularly scheduled time to get ready for work and we had 2 extra kids in the bed. C2, who sometimes makes his way to our bed was curled up in a ball at the end of the bed like a puppy and C3, my little princess was curled up next to me.
Sweating? Yeah that happens because for some reason no matter how hot it is, I have to sleep with covers. So I thought I was just sweating. I reached to move the little princess and "OH Mutha-Fer" "C3, go change your panties and go pee" Yeah I got pee'd on. Don't know when it happened, but I slept good last night and I don't even remember her climbing into bed. I did the normal routine of having her sleep pee before I put her in her bed, but then since I didn't know she was in our bed, I missed the middle of the night sleep walking pee. So maybe in her own crazy little way, C3 was telling me to...
Gettin' Pee'd On and The Bachelorette
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Read more...I always wish the weekends were longer. I really do. It never seems as if there is enough time to spend with T and the C's. I mean we are always together, but it just passes so fast.
We were at the pool yesterday and I am amazed at how good the kids are swimming now after this years swimming lessons. Man we had such a good time yesterday, the C's and T got me a cookie cake that we DESTROYED, it was so good.
Thank you T and the C's for the AWESOME cookie cake, I am glad that we could all enjoy it.
We did have fun swimming and now that the LITTLE MERMAID C3 is swimming without her floaty wings she will not stop jumping off the diving board with C1 and she loves to go under and get the diving rings.
The kids love the pool!
Here is another quick shot of C3 acting out an old tv show T told the kids about. Some Robot show when a little girl was the robot. Oh yeah its Vicki the Robot, it was escaping my mind
And C1 made this for me out of our little jalapeno and our extrta little onions that we are growing in our garden. They may not be big but the onions smelled and tasted great.
Weekend is over before you know it
Read more...Fathers Day
What is Fathers Day?
Everyone has thoughts of Fathers Day and they are all different. Some may think that going out and having a day to themselves is awesome, some may think that staying at home and doing nothing is the best, but me, I like to have a normal day of doing everything I usually do.
Some laundry, yeah I have a little left to finish up, some outside work, yeah I need to fix our fence, brushing the kids teeth and doing some bitching and moaning and turning down the chance to change a shitty diaper, that is all what I have planned for tomorrow. I mean isn't that what me being a dad is all about anyways? I love being yelled at by my kids and waiting to get hit in the nuts and having my glasses ripped off my face. I love waking up in the morning in a spot of pee from one of the kids. Wiping ass' and cleaning up spills and everything else, I just love it.
Being a dad is great. I love being a dad. I may not be a dad of the year, well take that back....I am the dad of the year every year to my C's and that is what matters most. I think about being a dad each and every day and how happy I am to be the father of.............
C1. A 6 yr old, blonde haired, blue eyed and a little version of me in the sense that he is a funny funny boy, who can take over the room with his stand up material.
C2. A 5 yr old with long locks of brown hair and deep brown eyes. He has my ability to be a very frustrating child and then turn that into complete sweet love.
C3. My 3 yr old little princess, with brown hair and blue eyes. A small version of her mother, which is why she has daddy wrapped around not one finger but all of them.
C4. My 1 yr old with the brown and blue combo and he is exactly like me in the fashion that he can't stand to be away from his mommy and she is the one that I love the most too.
I love being a Father for some many reasons and I don't think I could name them all. I always knew I wanted to be a dad from the days of my Aunt and Uncle having foster children and me playing with them, to the day of me working in the daycares and even the days of working in the school system in Fl. I if had to give anything up in my life, I know the one thing I would never give up is being a dad.
And now I need to give a little credit where credit is due.
I grew up with some great roles models in my life and they all happened to be dads. First my POP-POP, a great man who loved me and took care of me when I was very little. My Granddaddy who accepted me from day one and always had time for me when I called him. My Uncle Buzz, who always made sure his house was my house.
I did indeed save the BEST for last. My dad. This man came into my life and had an instant impact. A Military man, who is the smartest man around. A man who did so much for me growing up. I mean he taught me right from wrong and he must have done a good job because I never got in trouble and I was always respectful to others. My dad has never stopped giving himself to me and he is still there to lend a helping hand no matter what the need. I knew growing up that I wanted to be just like him and I set goals to be like him.
Now my father, like I said is one smart s.o.b. He is a lawyer. Am I that smart? Hell NO! He is great at math, am I? Hell NO! He keeps up with everything, writes it all down stores it away, I can't remember or find something from yesterday. My dad is a runner, he can run for miles and miles, my fat ass cant make a mile anymore. Now my dad and I are alot alike in many ways. Neither of us can fix our own shit, we are both married to women that keep us in line, and we can both cook, he just does it more than I do.
Now where I might have fallen short on my goals to be like my dad a smart lawyer type, I have done the one thing in my life that he did the best and to me that is the ultimate goal
I am a dad and a GREAT one at that.
To T, thanks for making me a father almost 7 years ago. It is the best gift you have ever given me and I get to live with the gift every minute.
And to my dad. Happy Fathers Day. I love you and you are awesome and I would'nt be the Father I am today without you.
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Happy Fathers Day
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Read more...The Bachelorette....What a train wreck. ABC, you picked the worst group of guys EVER.
While I am glad that my darling daughter is only 3, I do wish she was old enough to sit and watch this show with me so she could see what her future holds for her. And my 3 sons, I would also like for them to see how NOT TO ACT when trying to find a girl to fall in love with. Maybe I will get all of the episodes off the dvr and burn them and save them for the future.
Ali, she is no where close to my favorite Bachelorette's of all time who happen to be Deanna and Jillian. This girl has a laugh that make me want to pull my nose hairs out with burning tweezers, but it is what it is and she is the woman of the season. She has no sense about anything. Look around at the guys Ali, they are all flakes, well most of them
Ok. Let's start with the good. Roberto. I like this guy. A guys guy, an athlete, someone who you could hang with, doesn't seem to jump on the bandwagon of dogging the other dudes. Had a great Lion King performance and sang into Ali's eye's and she bought every bit of it. It is good that he won that because I am not sure if any of the others could have worn the diaper as well as him. I told T, if the weatherman would have won that, his little ass would have needed a pull up. Chris L., the birthday boy. When she sent him the note to come to her room, I looked at T and said "If this dude is smart he will bring the chicken soup" SCORE. She loved the soup and it got her feeling better and they were off to have a nice night. Kirk, this guy did a nice job being the sweet "your sick and you should be in bed" dude. He got to go tuck her in and made her feel good. But then he left.....
So Roberto, Kirk and Chris L are the only one's that seem to be ok.
Frank (I call him CRAZY EYE) gets weirded out when she is with someone else. Hey shit head it's a dating show. Don't you still have a girlfriend back home anyways?
The WeatherMan - Jonathan, your a sorry woman. You cried again after she gave you the boot. But even before that you were stressing about talking to her. You went and TRIED to butt in when she was with someone else and they buzzed you away....Shew Fly Don't Bother Me.. The forecast for today....Cloudy with rain falling from your eyes and windy, blowing your ass out of the door. BYE BYE
Ok, now for my favorite part of the show. Actually anytime that this guy is getting air time I LOVE IT. Only because I can't stop making fun of him and laughing at him. Kasey. (INSERT NASAL VOICE) sings to her. She laughed and spit her drink out. He sings again. She tell him basically, he is fake and he needs to get real. Oh he is real alright. REAL STUPID. "Im here to shield and protect your heart" SHUT UP! Loser and your voice, now every Monday I find myself talking like you and making fun of you. So what does he do to prove his love? He gets a tattoo! YES! With a shield, a heart, some crap about stones and a rose. ALI HIDE THE KNIVES!
The kicker of it all is......SHE KEPT HIS SORRY F-ING ASS.
Oh and Ali, really, do you not care about anyone? You are sick, but yet you continue on to KISS EVERYONE. You kiss Roberto and then on to kiss Frank and then Kirk and so on and so on. So next episode is everyone going to be sick? Does that mean that Frank kissed Roberto and Kirk kissed both of them?
So bye bye to the WeatherMan - Jonathan and Jesse - the farm loving country boy.
Frank (crazy eye'd Chandler Bing look alike), Ty (wanna be country singer with the big ears), Justin (wrestling flake), Chris N (who), Craig (lawyer), Kasey (future serial killer) are given Rose's along with my front runners....Roberto, Kirk, and Chris L.
So to my 3 sons, please don't ever get a tattoo over a woman. Unless you are married for 10 years to the love of your life, like I am to your Mommy. I got your Mommy's name on my heart cause she is the love of my life. And for the love of god C1, C2, C4.....Know this....if you can't sing or play an instrument really well....DONT DO IT FOR THE GIRL. C3, if you have some cheeseballs courting you...keep a gun close by, don't let them sing to you, and if they tell you they want to SHIELD AND PROTECT YOUR HEART.....run and get your brothers as fast as you can.
If C1 were on a dating show, he would be the sweet sensitive one and the art and music lover and catering to the girls needs, doing whatever she wanted. (like me) C2, he is the tough, hard headed tell her like it is guy and if she doesn't like it then see ya. (like mommy) C4, too early to tell, not really sure yet, maybe the kind that is always by her side, since he never want's to be away from mommy. And C3 is she were on a show, oh shit...better watch out for her. Demanding, loud and strong willed and hard headed. She might throw a rose at the guy or stomp on it or she may even staple it to the guy, like on that beer comercial.
Thankfully I have many years to get them ready or get myself ready.
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