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9 Things to be woken up for
(In my John McEnroe yelling voice)
YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS
This past weekend we are driving home and T looks over at me and says
"You looked good the other night with your shorts on and no shirt"
See I was wearing some loose shorts and the top of my briefs were showing
I basically looked like this
laying in the bed
Which led me to believe she wanted some
Pants Off - Dance Off
She knew that I knew that she wanted some
So she laughed and said
"Yeah, I looked over and you were sleeping"
Now I wasn't driving, so I couldn't slam the brakes but I did bring this conversation to a pause
I looked at her and said
"I was what?" "You gotta wake me up"
That led to me telling T some new rules
THINGS I MUST BE WOKEN UP FOR
1. Kids are sick
2. You are sick (as in T)
3. House is on Fire
4. You and or kids are on fire
5. You are Pregnant - We have a real problem if you wake me for this one
6. Family is in Hospital (your Mom or my Parents)
7. Hear strange noises - depends on noise
And for the love of God
Wake me up for
8. PANTS OFF - DANCE OFF
or the
9. MORNING DO
Trust me, I will wake up for that!
What do you want to be woken up for?
9 comments:
Hilarious! My husband says the same thing. I don't appreciate being woken up for anything, but He does. ;)
0007 says the same thing but, I'm not so sure things would go well if I woke him in the middle of the night for ANY reason.
I DO NOT want to be awakened for 8 or 9 under any circumstances! And the fact of the matter is, no one would have to wake me up for the others, because I am a mom and I have instincts! ;o) I would be the one waking up!
Actually laughed out loud at this one. You're so funny.
Hahahaha!
Seeing as it's been far too long, I've got to admit that I wouldn't hate being woken up for the pants off - dance off myself right now!
Except that I live alone so that would probably mean someone had broken into my house and was going to kill me after, and... that wouldn't be cool.
I guess I'll go back to saying: don't wake me up, ever. I am a cranky morning person!
Hahaha! Love this post! I think these rules are probably applicable for most of the male gender. So funny!
that's hilarious. my husband is the same way--he gets pissed if i don't wake him up for the uh, important stuff.
as for me, he knows not to wake me up. 'cause when he does, not only do the pants not come off, but he also gets a groin punch. i have needs, too, and since i am an insomniac, those needs involve sleeping.
I just saw your blog for the first time and I've gotta tell ya, this is by far THE funniest thing I have ever read. So thank you for the laugh!
Hilarious! I had to click over to this post when I saw David Beckham's hotness in the related posts section of one of your posts. lol Thanks for the eye candy and for the helpful Wake a Man Up Chart. I'll be sure to implement it in my daily life. :P
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