Monday, June 28, 2010

Can A Man Breastfeed?


Trust me.  It just doesn't work.  And I know this how you may ask?

Well lets just say this, I didn't plan on finding this out.  Let me set the scene up for you.

I was laying on the bedroom floor watching the Star Trek movie and C4 was playing on me, crawling on and over me and having fun.  I was into the movie and he had come and laid his head on my chest like he does alot.  Well he all of a sudden locked his teeth on my man nip and tried to get him some Ninny Juice. 

"AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.  Hell NO! C4."  He sat up, looked at me and then came back for seconds. I told him "Daddy doesn't have Ninny Juice"  He just continued to look at me and what did I hear coming from the other room?


Yeah from the mouth of my BREASTFEEDING wife, who thought that this was FUNNY.

Yeah real funny, nothing like having my man nip chewed on.

So we also made a trip to the Center for Puppetry Arts in Atlanta for the first time and this was a pretty cool thing.  They have puppet displays from Fragle Rock, Sesame Street, the Muppets and then just about all kinds of puppets you can imagine. 

The kids got to make their own puppets
And even put on a little show of their own
C1's puppet was bald, C2's puppet was Super Mario and C3's puppt looked like her

We then sat outside and ate our lunch
After that is was off to see the main puppet show for today which was
Hansel and Gretel

The kids actuallty enjoyed the story and enjoyed the Puppetry Arts Center and had a good time.  It did get weird though when we walked through the Puppet Museum and saw the history of puppets and the different kinds of puppets.

Here are a couple freaky puppets
Teen Devils from Hell or something like that.

Some crazy head thing that the kids could control and move the eyes and mouth and head

After we left there we decided to go stroll around IKEA and look at all the shit for awhile.  We looked at some big girl beds for C3 which she decided to try out and I wish I would have had the camera with me cause she was in every bed.  It was funny.

The kids decided to give their puppets makeovers when we got home.  C1 added a hat to his bald puppet making it Woody, and C3 decided to cut the curls off her and put a red hat on it to make it Jesse.  C2 left his as Mario.  But the kids played with the puppets all weekend and they lasted longer than I thought they would.

Man and I can't forget to mention the most awesome dinner T fixed last night. Steak, corn on the cob, and smooth creamy mashed potatoes. And the veggie that I love to eat but can never remember what its called. It has pieces that you can break off and dip in butter and suck the ends. Yeah those. I dont know.  T knows.

I put in for my vacation time today.   Yeah.  60 days till DISNEY WORLD.

Now time for another week of craziness.  Let's see what can and will happen.



Erin June 28, 2010 at 11:45 AM   Reply to

Teee Heee.. Laughing out loud about getting your man nip sucked on :)

Unknown June 28, 2010 at 11:46 AM   Reply to

The puppet place looks really cool! Except for the freaky looking puppets. I've kind of looked into going to the one in Dallas... gotta keep the kids entertained!

My husband has messed with our little girl so many times by telling her that he was going to nurse her. She'll played back if she's in a good mood, but never really latched on. Sorry, but I would have been laughing my ass off too!

Unknown June 28, 2010 at 1:09 PM   Reply to

Hahahaha!!! I laughed. A lot. Sorry. But not really.

Ash June 28, 2010 at 3:30 PM   Reply to

That is hilarious!!

Sounds like a fun weekend.

Artichokes!! Yum. The hearts are the best part! My fam dips them in mayonnaise. :)

TRIPle-OH!-7 June 28, 2010 at 4:19 PM   Reply to

now you've gone from cheerleading, to shaving your legs (& such), to moob-feeding...maybe you should keep those kittens underwraps whilst the little one is around...this is too much.

EYE can make that! June 28, 2010 at 7:52 PM   Reply to

Bahahaha... too funny!!!
Looks like you had a fun weekend.
60 days until disney world... woohoo! We plan to come to the US and Canada in 3 years... I so want to take the kids to disney world.... I look forward to seeing your holiday snaps :)

Nikki B. June 29, 2010 at 1:01 AM   Reply to

"i've got nipples, greg, can you milk me?" that's all i could think while reading your post!

S.I.F. June 29, 2010 at 2:30 AM   Reply to

I so wish you had video of this whole milking fiasco.

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