Thursday, June 10, 2010

To Spray or Not to Spray....or Bidet? That is the question....


So I posted a few days ago about how I get to go outside and hose off the dirty cloth diapers that C4 makes poo poo's in.
(Actual clean diaper)

Well now my wonderful wife T, has made it possible for me to stay in the house and hose off the nasty ass shitty diapers.

Yes, I met T at the door last night since I made it home before her and I heard the magic words
"Give daddy his prize"

Hell yeah, I got something good - that is what I was thinking


I got a

That's right a


So now I can stay in the comforts of my bathroom and clean off the nasty poopy diapes with a all purpose sprayer.

So now I will get into my gear and stand over the

And see how big of a mess i can make when the shit goes splattering everywhere as I pressure wash the diapers over the toilet.

Yeah and which child will be the first to have fun with this?

I guess the only benefit to this is that now I will have a built in Bidet

Thanks honey, love ya.



ericdbolton June 10, 2010 at 10:22 AM   Reply to

I would not trust my kids with that in the bathroom...

Erin June 10, 2010 at 11:49 AM   Reply to

I wouldn't trust myself with that in the bathroom

Anonymous,  June 10, 2010 at 1:35 PM   Reply to

Don't all those leaves tickle your ass when you're sitting on the toilet??? Can't wait to see some pics of yourself all cleaned up!!! Oh wait...not with the sprayer thing cause that would just be awkward, I meant pics of your haircut and clean shaved face :)

MollyinMinn June 10, 2010 at 2:55 PM   Reply to

Wow, the things you never knew existed!

S.I.F. June 11, 2010 at 12:38 AM   Reply to

No child should ever be left alone with a toilet sprayer! I really hope you videotape it when things get out of hand in there!

Lori June 13, 2010 at 7:38 PM   Reply to

A diaper sprayer! I never even heard of such a thing. My children got into it one day with the kitchen sink sprayer. We just got a new one which was longer than our old one and they NEEDED to see just how far it would spray. One thing led to the next, and well, you can probably imagine the rest.

EYE can make that! June 14, 2010 at 2:24 AM   Reply to

I see a funny post coming soon.... kids and the diaper sprayer :)

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