Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Bachelorette and the 2 fools.

Wow, ok so the show is basically going as I expected it to.  Roberto and Chris L looks to be the favorites since they show previews to make it look that way. 

Ali and her first date with Roberto go pretty good. I am a full time supporter of Roberto now, since he plays ball for one and he takes pic's about as bad as I do.  That makes him a winner in my book.  Roberto is like a soap opera sex stud.  Tan and has the 5 o'clock shadow and built like a bull. Asshole if I looked like that T would not be able to keep her hands off of me. Why do I like this guy again?

Next was the worst thing ever.  A 2 on 1 date with Ali, Mr. Plaid shorts himself Frank, and Mr. Why is he still around Ty.  Yeah. Buckets of joy rain all over these losers.  Ty thinks he is so perfect for Ali, when the dude can't even keep a wife with a job the first go around.  Frank, who has a hard time sharing, finally tells Ali that he lives at home still.  This dude wants to win so bad just so he can get out of his parents house. 

Kirk, who has found his real reason for living after being sick, better find another reason for living cause Ali is getting ready to give his ass the heel, or the boot...whatever...same difference.  Who cares about this dude?

Chris L.  For a non moped driving man, he is actually playing the shy, take my time game well.  So what if he hasn't tongued Ali on every date.  Good for him, that just means he hasn't kissed all of the other guys....Until NOW.  He gave he a bracelet and then rolled in the grass with her and got in some quality kisses.

So Ty gets the boot (in the rain) and hops his singing ass in the limo.  Guess what happens now?
He is fighting back the tears. I am laughing my ass off at this clown tearing up over a women he is IN LOVE with.  Are you shitting me?  The guy is going back to Nashville and going to find some blonde to go home with him and he wont even remember whats her face's name.

If the 4th of July wasn't reason enough to have fireworks ABC decided to have on 2 of the most
WORTHLESS people that have ever shown their faces on tv.
I swear, I wish I was a in show commentator over these two. Like a play by play at a football game.  I loved it.
Viena  "Jake you lied to me"
Jake  "Vienna you are a cheater"
Vienna  "Jake you wont even kiss me or sleep with me"
Jake  "It's because you have a penis Vienna"
Vienna  "Jake your a fame whore"
Vienna "You"
Chris  "So guess you guys wont get back together huh?"

Jake is a dumbass for choosing the dude Vienna in the first place. 
Vienna needs to get a dog lover.
Jake needs to get a sac of balls to replace his he lost.
Vienna needs to go back home and live with her daddy.

Both of the idiots are in for a world of hurtin' if they think they are going to find someone to be with them after this spilled all over into tv land.

Jake shows he has a temper.  A weak one at that.
Vienna, I knew it all along the reason Jake wont sleep with you is because he found out you are a MAN.

Just goes to show you can't find true love on tv, but you can find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

4th of July weekend post is below


Helene July 6, 2010 at 8:10 PM   Reply to

OMG the showdown between Jake and Vienna was classic!!! I laughed my ass off the entire time and could hardly contain myself from peeing in my pants when Vienna started crying so hard she actually had to walk off the stage.

Jake is such a dick though. He just sat there with a smug look on his face.

I hope they both drop off the face of the earth!

Pua July 6, 2010 at 9:13 PM   Reply to

OMG, I pretty much peed myself reading this. Amazing recap.

S.I.F. July 7, 2010 at 3:04 AM   Reply to

The Jake Vienna thing was the only part of this entire episode that was interesting. I never liked Jake (and I hated Vienna), but I found myself actually almost feeling sorry for Vienna. He came off as SUCH an ass! I couldn't even handle his smugness. ICK!

Seriously though - you know you've got a bad season of The Bachelorette, if the most interesting segment from an episode is an interview with LAST YEARS COUPLE!


Kat July 7, 2010 at 9:19 AM   Reply to

It was definitely painful to watch. I just hope both Vienna and Jake are out of the spot light for good....but if only we could be so lucky!

Maggie S July 7, 2010 at 2:39 PM   Reply to

Stopped by from Mama Kat' are hysterical.

Mandy July 8, 2010 at 2:27 AM   Reply to

We totally thought Vienna looked like a man when we first saw her. You summed this up just perfectly. Thanks for the laugh!

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