Friday, July 9, 2010

Fridays Final Thoughts 7-9-10 and Five Question Friday.

This Daddy's Blog


Hell yeah, another Friday and it got here fast thanks to a MUCH DESERVED day off.

So as I do every Friday, I have so many things and thoughts that are spilling out of my ears and I have no idea of where to start.

So I will just begin with this.....

To the people of Cleveland...HAHAHA..LeBron left your sorry ass' and is going to Miami.  Does everyone still think LeBron is the best thing since MJ?  I might become a Lebron fan now, cause I always tend to root for the hated players and as of last night....He is a hated player....Except in Miami!

Ok so here is some random bullshit that I found either strange or funny

Authorities: 104 cats found in home of Phoenix-area woman......Wow that is ALOT of *&#%! in that Phoenix-area home.

Iran says it won't stone to death 43-year-old widow for adultery.......And Tiger Woods and Jesse James thought THEY had it rough.  Hey T, here in the states, I promise you I will never cheat.  If we mover to Iran...I promise to never NEVER talk to another woman.

Abduction suspect kills himself.....Ok so you killed yourself and you were only a SUSPECT??? Yeah ONLY a suspect!

With Matt Ryan leading charge, Falcons excited about new year....Me too. Im feelin' kinda funny, like when I climbed the rope in gym class.

The show Big Brother started last night.  Another show for T and I to watch and talk shit about everyone, cause in reality we (T and I) are better than everyone. So I say

So now for some funny shit that happened in my OWN house and even in my OWN bed.  The other night we (we being T, I and C4) are sitting in bed and watching tv.  C4 between us laying down, ass towards me, all of a sudden a loud, wet juicy fart came out. 

Me- While jumping as fast as I could  "WHAT THE....?"
T- Laughing  "It was C4"
Me- looking at her still   "BULLSHIT"
T- Laughing her ass off now  "It was C4, he did it with his mouth on my arm"
Me- shaking head  "Oh my god, that scared me, I thought that was you honey"

Both of us laughing and C4 now blowing wet, sloppy arm farts on T's arm and he wont stop.  The only problem is now I can't get him to do it again for the video footage......stay tuned for it.

I got a new pair of flip flops, now I only have to get brave enough to let T go to town on my man feet.

Now for the NASTY, GROSS, and MAKE YOU WANT TO THROW UP portion of the program...
I have 4 kids.  3 of them are potty trained.  2 of them are boys who sometime cant control the weiner enough to get all of the pee inside of the toilet.  I understand that.  It happens.  We clean it and move on.

I work for a repo company.  All of us are men, except my cousin who is a female.  I used to think that rest area bathrooms on the interstate were the WORST.  My opinion has changed.  Our bathroom at work is the WORST, MOST DISGUSTING place I have ever seen. I wash my hands upon entering, wash my hands after use and use tp and paper towels to touch anything.
Look at that.  That is so...uhhhh.  To the guys I work with.....Please get a dick stretcher so you can get closer to the water or sit your ass down.  This is NASTY.  I have to bring myself to clean it before I go home today, if I can do it.
If I am about to explode and I am having the worst day of my life and I have to do the doo at work,  I will take 10 minutes to clean and cover the seat.

Sorry for that, but I had to do it.

If you are interested in playing FREE FANTASY FOOTBALL with some of the other bloggers I still have 4 spots left.  Ask me how and I will send you an email with the link.

And the big announcement from T and I......Shit, there is no announcement.  See how stupid the whole Lebron bullshit was. 

So I will again do the

1. What is one food you could eat everyday?  Easy.  T's taco's.  Chicken or beef.  She rocks that shit man. 

2. Are you working in the career you thought you would be when you were 18? That is a BIG F-ING NO!!!  The repo business? 

3. What is something that you wish you would have done when you were younger and you didn't? I wish I would have learned how to do all of the fix it stuff around a house and around cars.  I have gotten better at doing things around the house and ffixing and building things.  Car stuff, I would love to know how to change oil and brakes and all that kind of shit.  Would save alot of money.

4. What color are your kitchen walls? Oh my god.  I have no idea. I know we have some backsplash around certain areas and I can't even remember what color that is.  I know we have brown cabinets and new stainless appliances.

5. Do you remember what your very first favorite song was? I have no clue.  I cant even begin to think about what my first favorite song was. I can remember falling asleep to a radio that played Journey and Air Supply.  Ouch.  That is some lame shit right there. 
Ok easy, quick painless answers.  Time to think about doing some work today.  I said time to think about it.
Adios Amigos!  Muuchas Grassy Ass!  Hasta Jalapena!  All some of that other shit.  Whatever


Anonymous,  July 9, 2010 at 11:04 AM   Reply to

1st- I think it's so cool to see a "daddy" blog!
2nd- I could eat tacos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner also :)

Erin,  July 9, 2010 at 11:46 AM   Reply to

That toilet is NASTY. I hope you make it out alive!

Unknown July 9, 2010 at 12:29 PM   Reply to

LOL! I used to love Air Supply! Man how we change as we grow older.

I'm so proud that you know what a "backsplash" is. The Hubble would look at me like I had two heads if I mentioned that to him. He'd have no clue!

Anonymous,  July 9, 2010 at 2:43 PM   Reply to

Ahhh, Journey. Hellz yeah!

Mama M. July 9, 2010 at 11:24 PM   Reply to

WAit...WHAT? Lame? Air Supply and Journey is not lame!

Take it back.

And...I must now how your T makes her tacos. I'm getting the impression that your wife is one heckuva great cook!

Respectfully Yours July 9, 2010 at 11:46 PM   Reply to

Ok, Big Brother rocks. One of my favorite shows. Who do you guys think the sabotager is?? Crazy.

Anyway, my hubby did repo in his time too, many years ago. Hard job to do.

Good post - you were all over the map tonight. My son and I love the Falcons. Been fans for years.

Have a great weekend with the fam!!

Nhmommaof5 July 11, 2010 at 9:14 AM   Reply to

Awesome post, awesome blog! I love each desciption of your family members! And a daddy blog to boot! Can't wait to check out T's!!

Have a fabulous weekend!

Helene July 11, 2010 at 7:27 PM   Reply to

OMG...I must have extra testosterone running through my body. When I read what your favorite food was I was like, "You're such a smart ass.". Until I realized you wrote "T's taco's" and not "T's taco". Shhh, don't tell Tim though...he'll try to hump my leg.

That toilet is seriously nasty. My boys are pretty bad with their aim as well. I got so sick of cleaning it up that I now keep antibacterial wipes in the bathroom and they know they better clean up any pee on the floor or around the toilet before they leave the bathroom.

Do you watch So You Think You Can Dance? Don't take this the wrong way but the one contestant Kent reminds me of you. Not in a gay dancer kind of way but more of a sweet Southern boy kind of way.

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