Tuesday, July 27, 2010

My Morning and Thank You Note Tuesday

Ever wonder what other people do in the morning when they wake up?

I woke up late this morning.  Had the usual morning wood. Its natural stop shaking your head.

Went to the kitchen and boiled some water for my Edamame.  My snack for today.  This shit is good.

Went into the bathroom and sat down to pee hoping I could get a few more minutes of sleep.

Got in the shower. Nice and Hot.  Washed up, did the man parts twice, more than twice means your playing with it. That is what I've heard anyways.

 Clean chest and back, thanks to T for hooking me up last night on the shave job.

Got out.  Contacts in.  Teeth brushed.

Thought about putting underwear on......went ahead and did it anyways.

Put the rest of my clothes on. Only seems fair.

Ate a bowl of Kashi cereal while watching Good Morning America and Sportcenter.

Got a free cup of coffee from the SWEET guy at Mickey D's this morn.

Made my trek to work today rockin' to some Metallica, Bush, Stone Temple Pilots and Puddle of Mudd.

Made it to work.

Wondered if it was time to go as soon as I walked in?

Nope. Not Yet! Damn it!

There you have it. Don't hate the PLAYA'!  Hate the Game!

A tv favorite of mine is Jimmy Fallon.  On his talk show he does something on Fridays called his "Thank You Notes"

I want to steal this but I am fearful of him catching wind of this and coming after me and sueing me for my wealth. So I am going to start a new thing and out of respect to Jimmy I am going to call my deal

"Thank You Note Tuesday"

So here we go............

Dear Talc - Thank You for making my boys feel cool and fresh during the hot sweaty days of summer.

Dear Boxer Briefs - Thank You for keep me snug.  Never know when something might pop up.

Dear Tony Heyward - Thank You for finally stepping down.  We will never know what else you could have f-ed up.

Dear C's - Thank You for jumping up and down while playing Super Mario.  I have always wondered what it is like to live in a shaking house.

Dear ABC - Thank You for gathering the group of ugly, goofy, and way too proud men back in one room last night at the The Bachelorette Tells All.  I forgot how sorry this years crop of dudes were. 

I feel kinda special today.  I am going to enjoy my day so you enjoy yours



Erin July 27, 2010 at 11:29 AM   Reply to

My mornings go NOTHING like that. But thank you for enlightning me :) happy tuesday!

Unknown July 27, 2010 at 2:07 PM   Reply to

What is the sweet guy at McD's? I wonder if we have one here. I'd like to meet him if he's giving out free coffee. Oh, and happy birthday! Enjoy your special day.

Lori July 27, 2010 at 5:37 PM   Reply to

Glad you're going to enjoy the day, me too. Just that this summer is going by WAY too fast. We start school 16 Aug, and that's less then 3 weeks away. That's just wrong! :)

The Zany Housewife July 27, 2010 at 5:58 PM   Reply to

I'll I read was "free coffee." Wth. I think I need to get out more and stalk our local McDs, bat an eyelash or two and see what happens. Maybe I can convince them to throw in a free hash brown?

Unknown July 27, 2010 at 7:59 PM   Reply to

I love the music selection for the work commute. I hope your day went by quickly for you!

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