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I am at work today
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On any given night T and I can have one or more of the C's make their way to our bed.
C2, will sneak in and sleep on the floor for a while until he makes his way onto the bed.
C3, well she just comes in and climbs on the bed and curls up in a little ball.
C4, shit he is a co-sleeper so he is in the bed with us anyways.
Well last night or this morning sometime, C1 came into our room and did the same thing he always does when he comes into our room at night. He scared the living shit out of me. He comes in about as quiet as a moth. You cant hear him, he doesn't say anything.
He gets into our bed and sits up, just sits there. T and I are trying to ask him whats wrong?, you ok?, and then we just keep telling him to lay down put your head on the pillow, and he is not moving or saying anything.
I get up to pee and T is still telling him to lay down and when I come back from the late night pee, he is finally laying down.
Back to sleep.......
Then sometime in the morning, later on.....C3 stumbles into our room, I get her to go pee, and I sit up and notice that C1 is not in our bed anymore. One goes out, one comes in. When did C1 leave? When did C3 come in? No clue.
T and I really believe that C1 sleepwalks and sleeptalks. I mean he comes into our room and it is like he is a ghost or something. It is kind of funny when you tink about it. A almost 7 year old, taking a midnight stroll around the house.
The problem I see in the future is that since he is so quiet when coming from his room to ours, T and I will have to be careful when the Pants Off Dance Off is taking place. All this really means is that I will have to make the PO-DO 5 minutes instead of my studly 10 minutes.
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Wanna you how you can tell you have a good woman?
Let me tell you how I know I have a good woman.
Ok, just so everyone knows, when I do things...that includes anything I either do it half ass or hard core. I have gotten back on my workouts and I have been going hardcore. No warming up, no building up to it, just jumped into like a cool pool on a hot summers day.
I have been doing my weights and my resistance training and some of the Wii workouts.
So my back was hurting over the weekend and then last night it really started hurting on the left side. Bad uncomfortable pain. I tried to stretch it and twist it and nothing would help.
So what was my next thought? KIDNEY STONES. I have had kidney stones so many times and I know that feeling. I couldn't get it out of my head that I was going to be making a trip to the emergency room and with no insurance, that would have sucked big ass. My wonderful doctor, therapist, coach, cheerleader, wife did what she always does......asks a shit load of questions.
I just knew that it was going to be a shit night. T did the one fucking thing that always makes me a HOT MESS (for u honey), she kept telling me "If you think negative, it will be negative". I hate hearing that shit. But like always....she is right.
Being the me that I am, in pain, I turned to T and asked her "Wanna have sex?" "Seriously babe, lets have sex, it will take my mind off of my back" Well I am sad to say that there was no Pants Off - Dance Off last night.
Now I finally went to sleep, I think and then I woke up to the loud sounds of my cell phone blurting out "Message Received". I jumped up so fast and T asked me what that was, I looked at my phone and I had a new text message......after midnight. What the hell? My dumb ass sent an email to a Repo Company in California telling them that i they get the car I have been looking for to call me or send me a message. In the email (like a huge dumb ass) I gave the company MY cell number and not MY COMPANY CELL number. They picked up the car, but shit....I don't give a rats ass about work while I am at home, at not at midnight for sure.
So them being woke up, what happens? My back starts to hurt again and I have the bad thoughts all over again. I finally got back to sleep and made it through the night.
The bad news is, my back still hurts, the good news is....I don't think I am having stones.
So the reason I know I have a good woman......she listens to all my negative bullshit, all my crying and complaining and bitching and moaning......and still lets me ask her to have sex and doesn't hit me.
That's a good woman!!!
KISS THE BABY
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Read more...Friday night a wonderul thing happened. Well a few wonderful things happened.
I get home and T is on one of her wild cleaning rampages and going through this and going through that, and she gets some toys together to sell at the church consignment sale next week. She put one of the toys on Ebay and it sold in a few hours for over 30 dollars. Hell Yeah. And then being the great wife that she is she started looking for a new Falcons jersey for me. And the Falcons won on Friday night also.
So on Saturday T went to the store with the MASS book of coupons in hand. I had a checklist of things to do around the house and that gave me the perfect chance to use the cleaning products in received from Seventh Generation. (watch for the review and giveaway tomorrow) But I got a little out of control and used each of the products on the different parts of the bathroom. I got the biggest f-ing headache and felt sick, so don't be a dumbass like me and use so many different things at once.
Later that night T made her awesome chicken nachos and I once again took the chance to do somethings not so smart. Our cousin Stephanie gave us some of her jalapeno's and she also threw in some red hot peppers. I cut the jalapeno's up and ate a couple and that was ok. Then I cut the red hot peppers up and I licked top of one, and that set my mouth on FIRE. Lips, tongue, and nose all burning at this point. So I did what any good Texan would do and I chopped them up and mixed them in the taco's just so I could eat the hot stuff.
Sunday we went to the place where some kids try to look and act like adults and where the adults 100% try to act and 150% try to look like kids again. We took the kids to Sparkles Roller Rink. Thankfully they have a playground for the kids, because I am not about to get my ass on skates and try to get kids around the hardwood. NO WAY. So T, does coupons, I chase C4 and watch other adults fly around kids on the floor like they are winning something...I see moms singing and shaking their shit like they are 15 again. I see dads skating so fast as i they are chasing said mom shaking her shit.
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Read more...Today, I am a sad man. I am out of the loop. Out of the club. I am no longer one of the boys. One of the men. Today is the first time in YEARS, I mean many many YEARS that I will not be doing it. I will no longer be sitting on my couch for hours and hours and hours of fun. I will not be connecting online to play people from all across the country anymore.
Today is a huge day. This day has forever been one of my favorite days. Madden 11 came out at midnight last night. I am usually on this game when it comes out and I start playing it as soon as the kids go to bed. BUT..................
I sold my PS2 some time ago when we got the Wii and POOF there went my Madden. T and the kids actually got Madden on the Wii for me and it SUCKED. Worst game purchase ever. No one played online and it just wasnt any good. The players were too cartoonish.
And it hasnt been a big deal. I love the Wii. The kids love it and there are a ton of family games and kid friendly games on the Wii. I love the Tiger Woods game on the Wii. I have gotten back to the Wii Fit and it is a great workout.
But with Madden 11 coming back out this week, I have started to miss my Playstation again. My little black PS2. Don't get me wrong I would love to find a PS3 sitting in the street somewhere, cause I would damn sure pick that shit up.
I can remember sitting on the couch and the kids would wake up and come sit down next to me and watch me play. I had my wireless remote and even the head coach looking headset so I could talk shit to the people I was playing against.
So I am going to try and fix the broken PS2 that T's little brother gave me. I am going to keep my eyes open for a lost PS3. Cause once I get my hands on that system, I am going to get my hands on that game. Believe that. Then I can sit up in bed all night and play me some Madden 11.
And another reason I am glad Madden 11 came out. Drew Brees in on the cover and there has been a Madden Jinx EVERY YEAR. The year my boy Michael Vick was on the cover, the Baltimore Ravens broke his leg in a pre-season game and there went the season. So the N.O. Aint's who I HATE are gonna feel the pain this year.
Don't worry Madden you'll be back in my hands one day.
Now to the happy stuff.
You would not believe what was waiting for me when I got home last night. Let me break it down for you.
I walk in the door and ask where the kids are. T tells me that they are with her mom. All the lights are off and candles are burning. The house is looking romantic as could be. I call for T and she is in the bedroom and the lights are off and just some candles are lit in there. My mind is running wild. Im thinking WOW. HELL YEAH. I practically run over to the bed where she is waiting for me dressed all sexy and as soon as I get over to to her...............
..................................................POOF POOF POOF........................
I am back sitting at the kitchen table eating pasta, shrimp and lobster tails. Yeah, thats how good this f-ing dinner is. Waiting for me when I get home is a great dinner that she cooked. That dinner was equal to the crazy paragraph above. Eating that lobster tail and shrimp and pasta was as good as walking into a house with a sexy wife waiting to have sex with me.
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Read more...Its Monday and thats ok.
I feel like shit today and thats ok.
I am tired, so damn tired today and thats ok.
We got alot done this weekend? I guess. Yardwork, housework, laundry, swimming and changing diapers.
Shit you believe that I changed diapers. Think again. Nope...Not Me....No Way!!!!
A sign that I am too too too damn old now.....
Staying up to 3 a.m. on a Friday night.....Can't do it anymore.
Staying up to past 1 a.m. on Saturday night anymore....Can't do it.
Shit Im old.
Old like Fumunda Cheese.....You all like Fumunda Cheese? Let me know!
I don't mind the heat, I love the heat, the sun...that stuff doesn't bother me. But yardwork kicked my ass this weekend. I did my yard, then went over to T's Moms and T's little brother Ethan and I landscapped her from garden and layed rubber mulch down. After I pulled weeds. Yes, dad! Catch your breath. The one thing you tried to get me to do for all those years, and I hated every minute of it, I did. Ok dad breath. And oh yeah dad, get your own weed puller.
I did happen to meet someone on Saturday, that I hope to be spending time with in the future. NO ITS NOT A WOMAN! Yes its a dude, but this is a cool dude. Its one of T's moms neighbors and I was talking to him and noticed he had a Falcons tattoo on his leg. We started talking about football and the Falcons and how he has people over his place on Sundays and has a big screen in his garage. Hell Yeah. He invited us over to watch the games. Im so there!!
I gave Ethan his first lesson in shaving. This kid is 13 and is rocking some facial hair. And yes, assholes I do know how to shave, Just because I always sport some facial hair, I can shave!!
T fixed up her brothers room, while the kids played Wii.
Yesterday we spent the day at the kids Aunt Bing Bings and Uncle Nolans pool. They love it, I love the pool. It makes for a long tiring day. But it drained me. I was so tired. The weekend just wore me out.
So today, I am dragging ass, feeling like shit. I really feel like, I have a hangover for some reason. I really feel like I drank my ass off yesterday and woke up sick today. Cotton mouth, bad stomach, headache. The shakes, sore body.
Oh and for my C1 if you read this in the future......Just because you have a bad swimming day, doesn't mean your swimming life is over. He had trouble yesterday because of some allergies, swimming under water like he always does. He got so down on himself. Shake it off and get back at it son.
C2, I know that, I need to do a better job around you, because you are turning into little me. A smart mouth, back talking little shit. I am going to re-focus myself on my parenting skill with you and see what I can do better to get you out of this phase. FAST. And you are a damn fast swimmer. Keep it up, Tarzan.
C3, As my only daughter, I love you to death, but for the love of god, if you pee in my bed ONE MORE TIME, I am gonna......Yeah right. I wont do shit. I will put the pee pad under you like I always do. Please go pee pee before you go Nigh Nigh...more than once. Get it all out. Thanks.
C4, Big Baby, if you ever again bite your Mommy's Ninny in the middle of the night and she screams loud like that and scares the shit out of me again, I promise I will....Well I probably wont do shit except get the shit scared out of me again. But please son, as Yo Gabba Gabba sings
I am too damn old for this wee-kend fun shit
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