Wednesday, August 18, 2010

How do you know if you have a good woman?

Wanna you how you can tell you have a good woman?

Let me tell you how I know I have a good woman.

Ok, just so everyone knows, when I do things...that includes anything I either do it half ass or hard core.  I have gotten back on my workouts and I have been going hardcore.  No warming up, no building up to it, just jumped into like a cool pool on a hot summers day.

I have been doing my weights and my resistance training and some of the Wii workouts. 

So my back was hurting over the weekend and then last night it really started hurting on the left side.  Bad uncomfortable pain.  I tried to stretch it and twist it and nothing would help.

So what was my next thought?  KIDNEY STONES.  I have had kidney stones so many times and I know that feeling.  I couldn't get it out of my head that I was going to be making a trip to the emergency room and with no insurance, that would have sucked big ass.  My wonderful doctor, therapist, coach, cheerleader,  wife did what she always does......asks a shit load of questions.

I just knew that it was going to be a shit night.  T did the one fucking thing that always makes me a HOT MESS (for u honey), she kept telling me "If you think negative, it will be negative".  I hate hearing that shit.  But like always....she is right.  

Being the me that I am, in pain, I turned to T and asked her "Wanna have sex?" "Seriously babe, lets have sex, it will take my mind off of my back" Well I am sad to say that there was no Pants Off - Dance Off last night.

Now I finally went to sleep, I think and then I woke up to the loud sounds of my cell phone blurting out "Message Received".  I jumped up so fast and T asked me what that was, I looked at my phone and I had a new text message......after midnight.  What the hell?  My dumb ass sent an email to a Repo Company in California telling them that i they get the car I have been looking for to call me or send me a message.  In the email (like a huge dumb ass) I gave the company MY cell number and not MY COMPANY CELL number.  They picked up the car, but shit....I don't give a rats ass about work while I am at home, at not at midnight for sure.

So them being woke up, what happens?   My back starts to hurt again and I have the bad thoughts all over again.  I finally got back to sleep and made it through the night.

The bad news is, my back still hurts, the good news is....I don't think I am having stones.

So the reason I know I have a good woman......she listens to all my negative bullshit, all my crying and complaining and bitching and moaning......and still lets me ask her to have sex and doesn't hit me.

That's a good woman!!!




Helene August 18, 2010 at 12:08 PM   Reply to

Yep, you definitely got yourself a good woman! She sounds extremely patient!!

Tim hurt his back recently and after listening to him bitch about for hours I finally said, "Look, call the doctor and at least get some pain meds!!" I offered to rub his back, let him lay in bed all day while I took care of the kids, sympathized with him all I could. But I didn't offer to have sex with him...perhaps that's where I went wrong?

Lori August 18, 2010 at 2:19 PM   Reply to

She sounds like a good woman, mom, Learning Coach, and what ever other titles go along with mom. You're a lucky man. :)

Tim August 18, 2010 at 3:03 PM   Reply to

That IS a good woman. BTW, if you would have had sex it would have taken the pain away. Momentarily anyway as you arent able to feel pain during that state of arousal. It numbs your pain receptors.

Give it a try sometime!


0007 August 18, 2010 at 5:38 PM   Reply to

OK...if you want to talk about bad backs, I know a guy...yea, its me. I hurt mine back in my Jr. year of high school at baseball practice. Since then, I've done a great deal of studying on the subject. And here's a 0007 diagnosis for ya.
Let's face it, we are not 25 anymore. Point being, the old grey mare, yadda yadda yadda. You've recently added exercise. What's probably happened is that you've begun to use muscles in your lower back that have been on a long stay-cation. Now they are a bit aggravated with you about the new stress. You've got strained muscles that cause stress on your disks. What that tells me is that your old ass has been adding the exercise but forgot to warm up. Its critical dood. Back when you were young, you never tore things because your tissues had less mileage. At this point, my fellow desk jockey, after all this time of sitting at a desk, your lower back muscles are pretty set in their ways and it will take time to change their attitude. So bottom line: STRETCH twice as long as you think you should before working out-even if you think this workout has minimal impact on your back: BS - IT ALL IMPACTS YOUR BACK! So, don't forget. The best thing for a sore back is rest. I have an extremely hard time with this part when mine goes out- its just not me to lay around. I do not recommend pain meds. That will only hinder your healing and ultimately make it hurt longer. No meds, use "heat" (Bengay, IcyHot, whatever) and ice. These will aid your recovery. No workouts until at least one day after it stops hurting. Try not to pick up the kids - that snaps mine quickly and is so hard to resist...more later, my CD is finished burning and now I must commute to the house!!! Woohoo! Quitting time!

0007 August 18, 2010 at 5:39 PM   Reply to

and you can run & tell that!

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