Thursday, October 14, 2010

I thought I was the only one???????

If you were to peek in our windows on any given weekend you might find me doing laundry.  If you catch me at the right time, you might find me being a dirty perv old man and sniffing my wife's panties.  Yes it's true. Don't hate on me.  And I know I'm not the only guy out there that does this. I am just crazy enough to admit it.  Hey, at least I'm doing the laundry!!!

Well never in a million years would I ever imagine that my non perv, non dirty wife would be smelling my boxer breefers. (again that is what C2 calls em')

But she was and she did, so now I know.

This is the pair she was smelling.

We were all in our bedroom watching Survivor last night and T was folding some laundry and then these words are said

T - Your underwear still smells like talc.
Me - Are you smelling my underwear?
T - NO!...I can smell the talc, they still smell
Me - You are smelling my underwear
T - No I'm not!
Me - Uhhh, yeah you are
T - Yeah, ok.  Whatever

So I take my underwear and before I put them up, I smell them.  Shit, now I am smelling my own underwear, what the hell am I doing?  T has got me smelling my own underwear to see if they smell like talc.

Now I cant be the only male that talc's everyday.  I have to have fresh boys. Dry boys.  Us guys sweat down there.  They are all crowded in there and everything. So talc'ing makes them feel good.

For years I thought I was the only one in the house that smelled my spouse's panties.  Now, as I found out last night that T and I have another thing in common.  Sniffing each others undergarments.

I love you babe and I think its hot that you want to smell my boxer breefers.
I only have one request.....Can you try smelling them while I am still wearing them???



0007 October 14, 2010 at 10:34 AM   Reply to

I don't do the laundry, and I don't talc, either. But maybe its something I should try - as (especially in summer) I generally change to fresh-ones when I get home from work, because yea, they're not fresh when I get home after an hour commute in my 'go-cart' with no AC...on that note, I hope she's not sniffing my underwear, nor socks! They aren't fit for smelling by the time I shuck them!

Unknown October 14, 2010 at 11:33 AM   Reply to

LMFAO!!!!!! Oh man...I love this post. Thanks for this glimpse into the male brain. Now I am going to wonder about why The Hubble does the laundry so often...hmmmmm....

Helene October 14, 2010 at 12:23 PM   Reply to

OMG, that last line....seriously funny stuff! I can honestly tell you that I have never and will never smell Tim's underwear. I'm pretty sure he doesn't put powder down there so that's my reason!

And he doesn't go near the laundry so I know he doesn't smell my undies!

Rachel October 15, 2010 at 7:15 PM   Reply to

Yea, I would never smell the hubby's underwear! And he never touches the laundry, so I know he isnt smelling mine.

I actually read an article about talc powder, and women who have used it 'down there' and how it causes cancer...yikes! Apparently women who use it have more instances of ovarian cancer...I hope it doesnt do the same to the balls!

Paula & Skip October 20, 2010 at 3:07 AM   Reply to

You made me all smiling. I wouldnt assure you that we dont do the smeeling thing!

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