Wednesday, October 6, 2010

I'm sending out a SOS or something like that...

There I was staring at the tv.  Dazed, mesmerized, frozen by what I was watching.  I couldn't move.  I was in the bedroom getting ready for a bday party, then I was in the kitchen fixing the C's breakfast, eating my brick disc waffles that my Rick James SuperFreak wife had made for me.

I had to make sure that the tv was now on in the living room while I ate.  I was in shock.  But I am not sure what shocked me more.  The fact that I was watching the Jonas Brothers live concert or the fact of how big the Jonas Brothers actually are.

It was like a warp shield from the tv kept sucking me back into the range of the tv.  Every time I tried to leave, the Jonas Brothers did something to get me back. It was like the kid with the curly hair was my puppet master. The one brother with the long hair, was talking to me and brainwashing me. The other brother with curly hair was seducing me with his sweet guitar play.  Shit I don't know, but I was all in.  They had me at hello or whatever.

Remember my children are 7, 5, 3, and 16 months old and they don't give a shit about the Jonas Brothers.  I have never really given a shit about the Jonas Brothers and I cant even tell you all of their names. I had to look at the info on the tv to learn the names and I am not sure which is which, or who is who.???? All I know is that I couldn't stop watching. 

All I know is that I was staring at the tv and listening to the songs and watching them play the instruments and thinking "Holy Shit, these kids are really that popular!!!???"  T was laughing and shaking her head at me wondering why I was even watching this shit.  The young girls and young women were going nuts over these 3 brothers.  I knew they were popular and had the backing of Disney, but I never really knew how hot theses guys were to the public.

Dude, so there I was trying to get ready and help get the kids ready for this party and now I am singing half of some Jonas Brothers songs and not knowing what the hell I am singing. Some "SOS" song and some song that has the words "I'm hot and your cold"  beats the shit out of me.  To make things even larger than life to me, these guys had Taylor Swift sing one of her songs with them.  How big is that shit.?????????????

Now after about an hour of this madness has been soaked into my brain, the wheels started spinning.  The Jonas Brothers, 3 brothers, 3 good looking kids, talented, active, I mean that is perfect.

I have 3 boys.  3 brothers. 3 C's.  3 good looking kids, talented, very active.  We have a match. "Alex, I will take future brothers that rule the young music world for $1000"  Man, I can turn our 3 C's into the newest boy band!!!!!!

So Jonas Brothers, you got me.  You were the pied pipers and your music and stage act lured me in.  I had to watch the whole thing before we left for the party.  So now I am a fan.  I have to admit, they put on a good show.  I do feel lucky though that none of my kids are old enough to follow that shit.  No posters on C3's walls, no Teen mag in her room, no writing in a notebook "I heart Joe Jonas" none of that shit


It amazes me sometimes the shit I can start watching and think what will 5 minutes hurt, and then all of a sudden an hour later, I'm singing Jonas Brothers songs.



Chels October 6, 2010 at 12:12 PM   Reply to

Ah. Such a priceless mental image of Scott jamming to Jonas Brothers. That's hard core man.

0007 October 6, 2010 at 12:26 PM   Reply to

All this so soon after visiting Disneyland...hmm...wonder if there's something in the food over there? Whatever they did, they've gotten to you, man. Jeez, put on some Lady Gaga and get right!

Taxi Driver October 6, 2010 at 3:08 PM   Reply to

Hi Bro,

I take a few months off and you start listening to Jonas brothers? Sheesh. I mailed a package to you to help with your "condition". Please find the enclosed shot glasses, one for each eye; fill with Pine-sol floor cleaner and place firmly over each eye.

Also included: John Wayne's "Sands of Iwo Jima" Official "Kiss" make-up kit, and a complete box set of "24".

I hope it helps. Since I don't have your address, I just mailed to "The only adult male watching Jonas Brothers in Georgia." You should get it soon.

I also included the receipts in case you, um, want to use the money to buy Justin Bieber CD's.

Yeah, I just went there,

S.I.F. October 7, 2010 at 2:11 AM   Reply to

Oh I am picturing you as a stage dad already, and it is HYS-TERICAL!

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