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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Morning from H to the E to the Double hockey sticks

Man, what a f-ed up morning I had.

Woke up late.  Real late.  I woke up so late that the only thing I did in the shower this morning was wash my face, pits and my front junk. I usually take a nice long shower and clean myself up good but today was one of those 5 minute deals.

Rain....Yes, it is falling hard on my car on the way to work.  Not a good drive.  I don't know if I was just too tired, or spaced out or what but I almost hit a car. Yeah my driving skills pretty much suck.  So what did I do as I was almost hitting this car.........I changed lanes and thankfully no one was there and I continued on my drive to work calling myself a dumb ass every other minute.

On my desk.....yeah this is awesome....had a cup of oj and guess what i did with it?  Spilled the shit all over my desk.  That is such a great feeling.

Then whats better...my bottle of cran-grape....yeah, the cap is off and I knock it off my wet desk and spill that on my floor in my office.  Yeah for me...

So what am I going to do today to get myself back in the positive flow and try to have a good day?

*Im gonna try to find and trick some people into telling me where they live and work so we can go repo their cars.....
*Im going to look and try to find some coloring sheets to print out for the C's, they are wanting me to print some Toy Story3 pages with all the new characters.  Last night they were hitting me with character names like pellets out of a paint ball gun.
*Im going to work on something that T and I talked about the other day
*Im going wish all day long that I was home with the wife and C's.
*I will probably look at ESPN somewhere around 50 times.
*I will pat myself on the back numerous times for running on the treadmill again last night.  I have done a mile for the past 5 nights.
*I will wonder if something is wrong with me since I didn't try and get some Po-Do from T.  I try that every night, oh well, I will try double hard tonight.
*I will sit here and wonder if I stink since I took a super fast shower this morning. Geez, I hope my balls don't smell.  I can handle having smelly pits, but smelly balls...Ok, I have to go re-talc.

But the one thing that will make my day start to seem better and make me know that I can turn this day around.................
 ............................Make fun of my favorite qb Brett Farve



Ok.  Wow, suddenly my day doesn't seem so bad.

I had to do something to make myself laugh and put me in a good mood.

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6 comments:

Tam October 27, 2010 at 10:55 AM   Reply to

Gotta hate days that start that way. Way to turn it around! The Favre thing cheered me up too!

Lori October 27, 2010 at 11:38 AM   Reply to

So your day can only get better from here and it looks like it's already heading that way. Love you optimism! Funny video!

Helene October 27, 2010 at 12:32 PM   Reply to

Okay, first of all, don't worry about your balls smelling. You're at work...no one should be smelling your balls.

Secondly, hope your day gets better!!!

Tracy October 28, 2010 at 10:04 AM   Reply to

Thats what I was thinking Helene.

I'm the only ball smeller....to my husband I should add.

This Daddy October 28, 2010 at 10:05 AM   Reply to

And such a great ball smeller you are babe.

Maranda October 28, 2010 at 10:25 AM   Reply to

What a crap day! I hope it turned out better for you! Congrats on getting on the treadmill!!!!!

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