Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Time to get off of my ass

Know what time it is?

It is time to get my ass back on the healthy eating - workout bandwagon.  And there are many reasons I need to get back on the healthy eating - workout bandwagon. 

The main reason......Ok, so the weather is getting cooler here and since we got all of the tubs out this weekend with the fall and winter clothes, I decided to get some jeans out last night to wear to work today.  I put them in the dryer and got them ready for this morning.

And my my my, what did we have when I finally got them on this morning....

That's right Camel Balls.  Ahhhhhh, nothing better than having Camel Balls first thing in the morning when you are rushing out the door for work, sitting in your car for an hour and then sitting at a desk all day.  Yeah, its not like I have a nice ass and the jeans make it look better, not like I have sculpted thighs and the jeans make my legs look good. NO!  Its the fact that my jeans are tight and my balls are trying to escape.

So, what are my options?  Wear a size 40 and be a fat fucking bastard and accept it?  Keep shoving my balls into these jeans and maybe the jeans will form around my package?  Its not like us guys have a tuck move or anything, we have to have them in there.  Balls make the man.  But Camel Balls make a not so hot man.

So, I am going to take it upon myself to get back in shape. Baby steps, slow and steady, but I have to do this. Running, Wii Fit, anything I can find to help me get in better shape and lose a few pounds and loosen up the jeans. 

What are the benefits?  Better and healthy lifestyle.  Yes!

And my balls will be able to breathe and they will be more comfortable!




Erin October 5, 2010 at 11:07 AM   Reply to

I hope that you and your camel balls are super comfy at work today :)

Helene October 5, 2010 at 11:29 AM   Reply to

Camel balls? Oh man, that's a new one for me!! I can imagine the discomfort though! Kinda like when my bra is a little too tight for me...I'll just suffer through it until I lose a little weight. Being able to draw in deep breaths periodically is for sissies.

0007 October 5, 2010 at 1:14 PM   Reply to

Focus mostly on the foods you eat. If you really start reading the labels on foods you normally buy, you'll soon realize that most of your diet is probably made out of High Fructose Corn Syrup. I don't know if you drink soda, but I lost 10 lbs in about 3 weeks a few years ago just by quitting sodas - without exercise.
Start with nutrition, then ease into exercise. Its very counterproductive to start an execize routine and to hurt yourself and have to recover in the early stages. So you're right there - easy, baby steps at first. Remember- this is your workout, and no one is looking and no one cares if there's only 10 lbs worth of dumbells...what i mean is, put macho on the shelf when you start---for me - I was embarrassed when I started - and there was no one in the room but T-rex, and he had no idea what I was doing...
Its good that you're thinking about this again...go for it dood! You're the model for your boys, and for C3's idea of what the ideal man should be - its time to represent, homie!

Elan October 5, 2010 at 2:55 PM   Reply to

lol camal balls. Thats a good one

Chels October 5, 2010 at 5:06 PM   Reply to

Camel balls, eh? I've heard of Camel Toes for girls... But that's a new one. I always have stuck with Moose Knuckles. ;)

Tracy October 5, 2010 at 5:07 PM   Reply to

Maybe your balls are getting bigger....just sayin'

Unknown October 6, 2010 at 11:01 PM   Reply to

Camel balls, haha! I have never heard that one before...

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