Damn leave it to me to mess up a good thing.
This is how it went
I got an idea yesterday and if Billy Mays were still alive I would have pitched this idea to him and I'm sure he would be doing a commercial about it today.
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Hey Guys, Billy Mays here and do I have a great deal for you!
Want some tips on how to get your wife to
NOT DO THE PO-DO WITH YOU?
Of course you don't, but being that I am Billy Mays, I am going to give it to you anyways.
I am going to offer you this one time some FREE tips on how to piss your wife off and get yourself a brand new doghouse.
So here you go...
Four easy steps...
Step One...Engage in a email conversation with your wife
Step Two...Open email that your wife sends you.
Step Three...Send back generic response to your wife without reading the email she sent you.
Step Four...Try every excuse known to man to explain why you didn't read her email.
This is a FOR SURE way to get your wife to NOT do the PO-DO with you.
BUT WAIT THERES MORE!!!
If you act now, I will throw in my free advice on how to try and get yourself OUT of the doghouse and get your wife to give you the PO-DO.
By acting now you will receive there helpful tips...
*Start kissing ass ASAP
*Go home and do as much as you can to help
*Give your wife massage's. Rub Rub Rub
*Pray that she finds you even the slightest bit amusing
This advice is not available in stores.
KISS THE BABY