Cut-throat, nasty, dirty, bitchy, mean, bitchy, down right hard core.
What am I talking about? Hahaha, I am talking about the women that are on the MckMama forum that go after each other like they have just stolen their boyfriends before their senior year prom. I go on there because there are usually some good topics and Tgot me hooked into this shit, but some topics posted earlier today and tonight just have me laughing my ass off.
One woman makes a comment and 5 women attack her like a pit bull. That is right you pit bull lovers I said it. They dog each other out for decisions they make on how to raise children. I have read it all, breast or bottle, cloth or disposable, paper or plastic? This shit gets crazy.
See guys who have blog forums like this dont try to hurt feeling, we dont f-ing care. Lebron sucks and Kobe is a rapist and shit like that and we tell each other to go F yourself, but I would never say to a guy "Hey man Brett Farve is a F-ing loser and his wife didn't breastfeed so she is stupid" But the women would.
One woman started a topic about post being stupid. The first thing I thought of then was, what was the most stupid thing I could make a topic about? The topics crack me up, I mean seriously they do. That shit is like crack, I feel like I gotta go there to read and see what women are talking about. It does give me and T a chance to talk about other things other than me wanting sex, sports, more sex, more sports. It is always about me.
Look the only reason I am blogging about this tonight is because there were some funny topics on MckMama forum tonight and I couldn't stop laughing and I was in tears. I looked at T and said "You women are so mean to each other" But I guess I will still check the forums out and see what trouble I can cause. I am like one of the only husbands that go on there and I will talk shit with the best of them, when the proper topics comes up. I am not going to stick my big ass nose in a conversation about something that men really have no business being in.
So guys if you want to talk shit, lets get at it and ladies I promise you if you want to talk shit I will hurt your feelings......until T tells me to stop.
Friday, February 26, 2010
Cut-throat, nasty, dirty, bitchy, mean, bitchy, down right hard core.
I work for a Repo Company
Thursday, February 25, 2010
3. Blogging for me is a stress relief. I used to sit up at night with a million thoughts running through my head and now I don't. I blog about daily feelings and happenings and it has opened me up to be more relaxed.
2. It adds another thing that T and I can do together. She helps me so much with my blog and it is something that we can discuss and have laughs over. I am always at work and I love my sports, so blogging just brings T and I closer that much more.
1. Aside from all the stupid shit I write and joke about I want my blog to be something that years down the road T and the kids and I can look back at her blog and my blog and get carried away in the memories that we made. I want my C's to be able to read my blog and see how much I loved them and how I was always willing to share our fun stories with everyone else. I want the kids to read about things they did when they were little and laugh at themselves and me and T.
ATTENTION ALL MEN......MUST READ
I am going to make all you men a promise today. If you watch Dr. Oz with your wife.........YOU WILL GET ACTION!! This is not a test, fluke or a scam. I speak the truth. How do I know this, well I am not the kind to kiss and tell........well ok I am but I can't go into too much detail. For some reason this dude is some kind of aphrodiasic. It never fails everytime we watch Dr. Oz we end up doing the Pants Off - Dance Off.
One time we watched it and he was speaking to men saying that if men just cuddle with their wives, the wives would be more willing to give it up........IT F-ING WORKED. I am a cuddle monster now.
Last night he was talking to men about the erogenous zones on women, I still remember them now....Feet, Arm Pits, and Ears. Guess what........He was right. He is 2 for 2.
He also started talking serious about different exams men need to give themselves and he talked about the testicular exam and it was the perfect oppritunity to get the wife involved....You know just in case I break my hands or arms and I need to have a self exam done.
T did think it was funny that Dr. Oz brought up the point that men need to play with themselves alot, I think the number he said on average was 21 times per month. So I can spare all of you and you I will not go into that one.
I will make the point for men and women
Men---If you feel like you are not getting enough action put on Dr. Oz. I promise you that you will score more than Kobe and LeBron combined
Women---If you want to get more out of your man, do the same turn on Dr. Oz and let him sink into your mans mind. If he can work his magic on a sex crazed, porn addicted, pit bull hating man like me (sorry those are all MckMama rants) he can do the same for your husband.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Ok so the NEW schedule will get put to the test tonight. I came up with a great schedule for me and T, and she countered with her own schedule. We seems to have a scheduling conflict. I am sure we can both sit down (or lay down) tonight and find a way to mesh the 2 schedules together.
This all stems from a post earlier in the week. (Sex...Is it all guys think about....well yeah)
My proposed schedule
Monday is The Bachelor so I will give her a pass
Tuesday we watch the dvr'd 24 so I will give her a pass
Wednesday.....open.....That mean 1 thing....."Pants Off- Dance Off"
Thursday is Survivor so I will let it slide
Friday usually we have a date night and that mean we stay home......."Pants Off- Dance Off
Saturday we have nothing to do but watch the sun go down so that means only one thing "Pants Off- Dance Off"
Sunday we watch Amazing Race but we can fit another "Pants Off- Dance Off" session in
T's proposed schedule
Mon- clean up kitchen
Tues-Help with Laundry
Wed- clean Carly's room
Thurs.- Clean the boys room
Fri- I will give you that night off. How nice of me, huh?
Sat- Laundry day.Grocery shopping. Family Movie/Game Night. And maybe I can work you in that night.
Sun-Oh gosh let that be a free night for you too. ;)
Then she added this to the mix
Oh I forgot to add pay bills, teach Carson, clean bathrooms to that list.
Oh and bath the kids, make b'fast,lunch and dinner too.
Guys is you have any suggestions let me know. Ladies, if you are not on my side, keep them to yourself
hard at work at work today when T IM's me and let's me know that a Mr. G called from the HH Gregg Corporate office. If you have been reading my blog then you know we have been having trouble with our new electric range oven that we got for HH Gregg.
C4 burnt his little fingers from touching the space in between the storage area dn the bottom of the stove door. OK so we went through the procedures and I wrote a couple blog post about it. Now to the funny part.
I call this guy Mr. G back and we are talking and he is asking me how everything is and if C4 is ok. Let me stop and say this Mr. G is one hell of a nice man. Very nice man.
He finally says to me "Wanna know how I found out about your problem?" Shit I am thinking he probably found out because of my calls and us going back to HH Gregg and talking to managers. Nah couldn't be that, I never threatened anyone THIS time. He told me "I found out from your blog". I started laughing and said no shit really, that is crazy, T will never believe this. Mr. G tells me that everytime HH Gregg is listed over the internet it sends him a notification. This is crazy, I can't stop laughing. He tells me that he saw the post about T and the watch and then getting all the shit from store and then....yes and then he reads about the problems.
Now the next thing I am going to say is that the reason I will put HH Gregg to the top of my list is because of this Mr. G. He took the time to read my blog and notice that I didn't have our names on it. So he gave up. Bullshit he did not, he then found out about T's blog and then read hers and found out our first names and then found out we got snow in Ga. What did he do next? This man went through his delivery invoices for our area and then found out the store we got our stuff from and that is how he contacted us.
This is a classic example of great service. This guy took time to find us and make sure my family is ok and that we are happy. That never happens. He did not make any money off of me. I am not paying him. His day will not be any different if I give this shit back to HH Gregg or if I keep it. This guy is the reason I will go back to HH Gregg and buy more stuff, and I will let everyone know that .
I was laughing with Mr. G and said to him.....You know what I have to do now right? I have to blog about you and HH Gregg and this is going to pop up to you. He laughed.
Wanna know how he proved to me that he looked at my shit and wanted to know what the deal was.
Has the repair company been out, or has hhgregg exchanged the range?
He put his comment on my post.
So to you Mr. G, since I know you are gonna read this cause it pops up to you, I really appreciate all you went through to make sure my family was happy and satisfied. But.......I need you to do me one more favor......Call the home number and talk to T and tell her to buy me a new tv for our bedroom...thanks
Sluggerrr the Lion -- the mascot for the Kansas City Royals -- is accused of poking a fan's eye out with a steaming hot wiener (ouch a f-ing steming hot weiner) during a Major League Baseball game last year ... and now the team is being sued over it.
It's all in a lawsuit filed in Jackson County, Missouri in which John Coomer claims he was just chillin' (this means he was not ready to catch a weiner in the eye) at a game on September 8, 2009 -- when Slugger "climbed atop the third base dugout and started shooting wieners (remember steaming hot weiners) into the stands from an air gun."
Coomer claims Slugger eventually put the air gun down -- and started firing off the wieners by hand (I have always thought it was better to fire off steaming hot weiners by the hand)... when, according to the suit, things went horribly wrong.
In the docs, Coomer claims "Slugger lost control of his throw or was reckless with his throwing of the weiners, and threw the weiner (I am thinking he was not warmed up enough) directly into the Plaintiff."
Coomer claims the weiner (The STEAMING HOT WEINER) hit him right in his left eye -- leaving him with a detached retina and the development of cataracts.
Coomer is now suing the Royals for more than $25k for negligence and battery -- claiming they "failed to adequately train its agents in the proper way of handling weiners... and in the proper method in which to throw weiners into the stands (I thought that was in the employee handbook--How to handle steaming hot weiners) at Kauffman Stadium."
Remember, when handling wieners -- it's always safety first.
I would like to say that T has never thought about suing me for Improper Use of my Steaming Hot Weiner, and I have never and I say never been so out of control that I hit her in the eye with my steaming hot weiner.
C's running around the house with super balls (bouncing balls people)
T tells me that C1 was playing with KenZ's 2 girls and then she tell's me C1 asked the girls if they liked his BALLS. I just started laughing. I looked at C1 and said to him "Did the girls like your balls" he just giggled and ran off, he had no idea of what I was saying. Still it gave me a good laugh.
I can't be the only one.....
Who has kids in the house that no matter what time and or bathroom all of a sudden yell out
"I POO-POO MOM-MAY or DAD-DAY"
at the top of their lungs
Last night in the kitchen I get home and my sweet C3 is running in circles shaking her butt and saying "Spank Me" I looked at her like what the hell, you better get out of this phase real quick.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Monday, February 22, 2010
So I am looking at this funny ass blog this morning Out-Numbered and he has a new post up. This dude is funny. I like to think of myself as being funny but when I read this guys shit, I laugh more than a 8 year old saying the word penis.
I went to his page this morning to see if he had blessed us with his words and sure as shit he had a new post up. I thought his post was funny not because its funny bur because its true. (You should now go read it and then come back)
I too have to get T to shave my back and shoulders and whatever else she is in the mood to shave. Ohhhhhh yeah, she is good with a razor. So I sent an IM to T and told her to go read the new post on this guys blog.
Few minutes pass..............few more minutes.................and then..........
T sent me back and IM that said "Is that all you guys think about....SEX"
Where have you been T? And have you been listening to me over the last 10 years?
After the great meltdown of 2010 (well at least the first one) I knew I was going to have a good weekend. Saturday and Sunday were great days. To kick it off the weather was FINALLY awesome. The 60's man it is about time. Time to get the kids outside to play and run around.
Our insurance guy came out and I didn't even want him to at first but he ended up saving us money on the whole thing. Another good thing. Saving money is never a bad thing.
T's mom took us out to eat Saturday and I don't care what anybody says, you get treated great when you take your kids to the strip club for a buffet lunch. Well not really. We just went to a sports bar/resturant and between the wings and taking C3 to the bathroom like 50 times. So it was a good lunch with the kids Nana and Uncle E.
It was so nice to be able to get the kids outside after a long, cold, wet winter. They were able to ride the scooters and play and get dirty and do it all. Jumped on the Jump-o-lene (as the kids call it), ran around the backyard and played on the playhouse. C4 even got to enjoy the outdoors for bit.
T and I got a chance to clean the playrooms downstair and I got into the store room and brought out like 10 tubs of kids clothes for spring and summer and she is going to be able to sell some of them at the church consignment sale next month. Laundry room got cleaned and re-re-re-re-organized.
Friday, February 19, 2010
Frigidaire Elec. Oven
So during Valentines weekend T wanted a new dishwasher. We ended up getting all the kitchen stuff. Not going to redo the whole story, read earlier post for the details.
She was happy with this one. Bought it Sunday and delivered Monday. She used it the other night and I noticed later after I got home that it was still hot on the inside when I went to attach the pull hinges for the auto door. An oven still hot hours after being turned off. Hell NO. I asked T "Did you turn the oven off?" She told me yes and I didn't think anymore about it.
Until I got home last night and she told me that C4 touched the bottom of the oven where the storage area is and between the oven door. He burnt his little fingers. Thank god he is ok and he doesn't seem to be hurting but shit, why is an oven hot 30-45 minutes after being turned off. Our old oven didn't do that.
So now I have to get the oven back and get a new one. I called the company and they have to send a rep out to look at it before they can do the return/delivery/exchange for the new one. BULLSHIT, I have to jump through hoops to get a new oven. They are going to take this oven back, they are going to do it with no issues, they are not going to give me or my wife any hassles or, I will have a similar problem like I had many years ago at Babies R Us when they f-ed up our crib order. Wasn't pretty and in the world of the "NOT ME MONDAY" rules, I did not in anyway threaten everyone in the store and have the police called.
Oh well. I have finally told myself that sine my wife is not high maintenance, that I am going to be the one this time and I told her that I dont care money is not an issue. Safety is NUMBER 1 and we are getting one that we are happy with and feel safe having in our house.
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. -- A watery-eyed and contrite Tiger Woods said Friday he was sorry for the "irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in," the first time he has publicly addressed the shocking and sordid sex scandal that has consumed his life since late November.
Tiger Woods Statement
"I know I have bitterly disappointed all of you," Woods said, speaking in front of his mother, Kultida, PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem, friends and selected media inside the TPC Sawgrass, home of the PGA Tour. "I am embarrassed that I have put you in this position. I have a lot to atone for.
"I was unfaithful. I had affairs. I cheated. What I did was unacceptable and I am the only person to blame."
His wife, Elin, did not appear to be in the room.
Woods, who was wearing a blue blazer and button-down shirt, spoke for 13½ minutes. He said he does not know when his indefinite break from golf will end, adding he would not rule out playing at some point in 2010.
"When I do return, I need to make my behavior more respectful of the game," he said.
Woods said he was in therapy from mid-December to early February "to receive guidance for the issues I am facing." Woods said he will continue therapy and treatment "starting tomorrow."
"I have a long way to go," he said.
Woods also addressed two matters in particular that clearly have angered him.
On the night of Nov. 27 when he crashed his SUV outside his home, which signaled the unraveling of his personal life, Woods said he and Elin did not fight prior to the accident and that there have been no instances of domestic violence at any point in their relationship.
Woods also said speculation that he has used performance-enhancing substances "is completely and utterly false."
"Every one of you has good reason to be critical of me,"
"I want to say to each of you, simply and directly, I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in. I know people want to find out how I could be so selfish and so foolish. People want to know how I could have done these things to my wife, Elin, and to my children. And while I have always tried to be a private person, there are some things I want to say.
"Elin and I have started the process of discussing the damage caused by my behavior. As Elin pointed out to me, my real apology to her will not come in the form of words. It will come from my behavior over time. We have a lot to discuss. However, what we say to each other will remain between the two of us."
"I was unfaithful," Woods said. "I had affairs. I cheated. What I did was not acceptable, and I am the only person to blame."
This Daddy supports Tiger Woods
Thursday, February 18, 2010
So in the spirit of the Olympics I thought I would do a post about how my life compares to the Olympics. Ok, ok I love sports and I a msure I could do a post about how my life compares to any sport, but I have to stick with the Olympics because that is what is HOT right now and I am HOT right now.
Blogging. What is it? You ask different people and you will get different answers. My wife blogs (MyCrazy4 ) to chronicle our 4 C's lives in photos and in a beautiful storybook setting. ....
Not me. I started blogging in December because I thought it would be a neat thing to, do to show a different side of my life as a husband and a father. Everyone knows that dads do shit differently than moms, and alot of times not nearly as good.
I don't handle shit as calmly as T does. Everything from getting snack, to helping with homeschooling and god forbid I have to change a f-ing diaper. I would rather jump in a bathtub full of pee-pee than have to change my little C4's diaper.
A big reason for blogging to me is that this is a HUGE stress reliever. I work for a repo company and I work long hours. I get up early and drive and hour to work and sit at my desk from 8:30 am to 8 pm and then drive an hour back home. I get home anywhere from 9 to 9:30 pm and get little time to spend with the C's. Thank god T homeschools so the kids can stay up later and it gives me a chance to hang with them. My job sucks. A family owned company and I have been here 8 years and all I get is one week vacation and no sick days. I bust my ass for this place and all I get is a pay cut which lost me 20k from last year to this year and guess what...I am still here EVERYDAY. I used to love working for the company but now it is just a job to have to keep the family afloat. I love what I do, finding people who don't pay for their cars and then sending drivers out to snatch em' up. But........I am getting back to a place in my life where I was so unhappy and depressed everyday and it is because of this place. So what to do? I guess I will find out one way or another.
My wife T is another reason I blog. She is so f-ing awesome and I am not saying that because I am scared of her and I am trying to be on her good side....Truth be told, I am scared of her.....scared of her leaving me...No really, T is a hard working woman. She worked 3 jobs to help pay for her own wedding, and has always been a hard worker, where I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, certain people may not agree but it is true. She busts her ass to make sure everything is taken care of at home. She is very passionate about everything she does for the C's and if you read her blog you will see what I mean. She has never been into drinking or smoking or drugs or any kind of addiction where I have been hooked on painkillers, weed, steroids, and have now been sober for a year. She is a great woman and I am lucky to be married to her. I try to be a good husband and do right be her and part of the reason for that is I always saw how my dad treated my mom. My dad showed me how a good man treats his wife.
My wonderful C's are a very big part of why I blog. I love my kids and love them more each day. My oldest C1, has the creativity that I love and that all kids should have. C2 has the strong willed nature that will never let him give up on anything. C3, just like her mommy. Can really piss me off and make me want to punch myself in the face, but I can't ever stay mad at that girl. C4, so happy and lights up the room with his smile and I love to see him get excited when I get home. I don't think I am a good dad, just yet. I have alot of work to do and a lot of growing to do.
Sometimes when I feel empty or blank inside I will even go to some outside sources or writing services such as these Article Writing Services and get great ideas. You would be surprised at what you can come up with.
I blog about shit I like from sports, to entertainment and just shit in general. I am a goofy clown. I try to be funny so often and sometimes it comes out wrong.. For instance, I love T's ass. Well I love all of her buTT (get it BUTT-ASS) I am a ASS MAN. I have a bad habit of grabbing her ass ALL THE TIME. Very disrespectful and T lets me know and I have gotten better, but C2 a while back smacked T's best friend LM on the ass. Not good.
I started this blogging stuff and T had to constantly remind me that I was doing this for me and us (family) not to worry and or care what others think. Took me a minute but I really don't care if people like what I say or not. I love to flatter my wife and boast about my kids and I am a sappy, sentimental, sensitive mutha f-er. I do appreciate all the people who have chosen to read my blog and those who have helped me do little things to mke it more eye appealing. So if you like it...........Thanks and come anytime, if you don't Thanks and come anytime, I love to talk shit and get into it with people.
In ending there is a certain person that T and I met many months ago that really made me look at things in a different light. His family was going through some things that made me realize that I need to be happy for what I have and not what I want. I still struggle with alot of things in my daily life but this blog is an outlet and I am going to continue to write about my journey.
So I found this blog Confessionsfromaworkingmom. This woman has a husband who is a cop, he played college football so being the sports junkie that I am, I have to go read it daily, with the hope that she might talk about her husband. You people don't think I read your blogs to find out about you ladies and your kids do you? Psssst, don't tell anyone but yeah I kind of like reading all these blogs. But can you all talk about your husbands a little more? Hey heres and idea, maybe get them to blog. I started blogging and now I only bug T about sex 6 days a week instead of 7. Anyways back to the point.....This lady Elizabeth does this thing on Thurdsays called TOP 3 THURSDAY, so I thought I would do it to.
#3. Reality Shows - (The Bachelor & Survivor right now) I know that is a pretty wide range, but T and I like to watch mindless reality tv and it gives us a chance to get on each others nerves with our own comments we make to each other.
#2. Sports - Sportcenter, Espn, Olympics, Basketball, Football, Nascar....hell any sport I will watch it. The Olympics are hot right now. Shaun White, Lindsey Vonn the 2 hottest name in Winter Sports. One request....can you get rid of Curling? Curling
#1. 24 - I have watched every season and Jack is the shit. A bad ass. Ladies man, father, grandfather, and just one tough man. Who else can save the Country in a day. Did you see Monday night when he took out the whole Russian Mob in the matter of minutes after being jump started like an old car.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
There was no cursing. No yelling, no screaming. I did not take a baseball bat to items in the garage or a tree in the front yard. I stayed away from the bathroom and shed no tears. All of the above USUALLY happens when I try to install, build or put things together. Just ask T. She was so surprised that I didn't lose it last night.
What I did do was spend 30 minutes at Home Depot w/ some old guy who didn't know his shit and tried to sell me every thing in the plumbing dept. Hey f**ker can you just sell me the shit that is on the paper where it says "Items Needed-Not Included" Well no he couldn't so I have some shit to return tonight.
The fastest crawler in the south was on the move again last night. As I was attempting to get the dishwasher installed C4 would pop up right there grabbing stuff. I would pick him up and move him to the other room and by the time I got back to the kitchen and got ready......he was right there again. This happened like 5 or 6 times. I think his nickname is going to be.........FLASH.
By the time the clock struck 11:30, if you paid close attention you could hear songs playing in the background. Songs like Tina Turners "Simply the Best", Queens "Champion", and Right Said Freds "Im too Sexy"
Remember the classic line from Ghostbusters "We came , We saw and We kicked its ass!" That is what I did. I installed this dishwasher, like I had been doing it for years. Read and re-read the instructions, took some time to figure out about the extra tube I had and then I finally got it. Wired it up, cut the breaker back on and guess what happened......
*Another note...I am sure T will have the finished pic's on her blog after everything is done*