Tuesday, February 15, 2011

The Bachelor....Get your ass off my boat

Ok so I haven't blogged about ABC's The Bachelor all season and it has gone by fast.  Brad is finally down to the Final 4 and the hometown dates.  Last nights show was especially great for a number of reasons.  I mean it is so hard to put them in order.  But lets see if we can do a quick recap of the episode to remember for the season.

Ok for the funniest part of the show...Now, if you watch the show then you know what I am talking about, if you don't just stay with me......

Ok, so Brad broke a rule (I guess its in writing) and told Emily that she was getting a rose. He told her and he didn't care about the rules. Brad is living on the edge.

Brit (A Food Writer).  Ok this skinny as a number 2 pencil chick is a food writer. She obviously is not a food eater.  She needs to be a fast food writer. Ok enough about the skinniest of the women on the Bachelor.  Brad takes her on this Yacht and he doesn't waste anytime in telling her she is not for him. So right in the middle of their dinner (which she took one bite of) he told her it was time to leave.......And instead of taking her back to the hotel or the limo he....ok get this...puts her in a dingy boat in the dark night in the water and ships her back.

So yeah, I'm not picking you and you cant finish your dinner and you have to ride back to the hotel on a dingy boat and walk your ass back through the sand pack your stuff and get gone baaaaa bye.

The best part was him kicking Michelle to the curb.  I didn't like her at all.  That was awesome. But he needs to watch out, she might find out where the girls live and show up at one of the home town dates.

So the Final 4...You have

Emily - The Blonde Bombshell, America's sweetheart with a daughter who make Brad nervous.

Shantel O - The Slapper, the feisty one who has fun with Brad, and says she loves him.

Shawntel - The embalmer.  Scary. I am not sure about her.  Scratching my head.

Ashley - Biggest forehead and a whiner. "You scare me" She says this 20 times per show.

Ok, so I guess I can update again next Tuesday as we get closer to Brad 2.0 maybe finally picking someone.

Kiss the Baby



Our Parenting Spot February 15, 2011 at 7:59 PM   Reply to

This is an awesome blog, Scott!

You are blessed with a beautiful family & a gift for writing.

I am going to check out your wife's blog too.


Lily Dawn February 15, 2011 at 9:24 PM   Reply to

hehe, I have never watched the bachelor- but this kinda makes me want to =)

Helene February 16, 2011 at 12:52 AM   Reply to

Guilty...I watch it too, although I'm not sure why because I hated him the first time around. Guess I just need more drama in my life.

I must have missed the part where he shipped Brit off...what a crappy way to go. She seemed so sweet, too.

Glad to have seen Michelle get kicked to the curb. And the way she threw herself down on the backseat of the limo and just stared into space, blinking hard every 3 seconds, was just creepy. I do believe Brad should keep an eye out for boiling rabbits on his stove when he gets home.

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