Kids are so funny. They try so hard to keep secrets but they just end up telling you the deal anyways. Case and point. Wednesday is Survivor night. T and the C's watch before I get home and I watch it later. C1 is a huge fan and he loves to tell me what happens when I walk in the door. So last night, he starts trying to tell me who got voted out and I tell him "Don't tell me, ok. I will watch it after you are in bed"......."Daddy, ok I wont tell that the guy in the yellow shirt went to Redemption Island".....See, cant keep it in. It was so funny and he wanted to tell me so bad, I just laughed as I watched the show.
Now, for what you have all been waiting for.....
T's Dentist...Thank You, A very special thank you for giving me 3 weeks worth of comedy material as you pissed my wife off by giving her a silver temp crown. You turned her into a Gangsta Wife Mommy. She got Grillz now, now we can spit rhymes together.
TMZ...Thank You, for showing that picture of Rosanne in her bathing suit while she was at the beach. Now I know what beach to avoid.
Farrelly Brothers...Thank You, for your movie Hall Pass. Now our wives will have just one more reason to be pissed at us for something we had nothing to do with.
Jackass Gravel Spreaders...Thank You, for the huge mess in front of my house. Guess I will be cleaning all those rocks up this weekend.
Prank Phone Callers...Thank You, for being dumb enough to not change the caller Id before you try to trick me.
Justin Beiber...Thank You, for cutting your hair, or for that matter doing anything, a day without you in the news and i just wouldn't know what to do
Car radio...Thank You, if not for you I wouldn't get to listen to all that static in the morning.
Bald Spot...Thank You, no wait a minute...Hey F YOU.
Mirrors at the Gym....Thank You, all millions of you...for reminding me I have a lot of work to do.
Ok, so that's it. Who do you want to thank?
Kiss the Baby