Thursday, February 10, 2011

Thank You Note Thursday....No really Thank You!!

So I get home last night and the three older C's are watching a movie in our bedroom and T and C4 are watching tv out in the living room.  I sit on the couch and I am trying to get C4 to come hang out with me and he is having none of it.  He is on Mommy T tighter than velcro.  I ask him to come see me and he is giving me the nastiest looks.  I wonder if it had anything to do with him spraying smell good stuff in his face and me having to hold him down to flush his eyes out with saline...???? Just a thought.  Guess I will try again tonight, see how my little buddy is acting towards me.

Yesterday T signed up C2 for soccer and we are signing up C3 also. C2 is a soccer stud and he loves playing and C3 has wanted to play now for at least a few years.  She is four and she will be on the U6 team with C2 who will be 6 in March.  These two crazy, wild, attack dog style of kids are going to be on the same soccer team.....Other kids beware..

So, today is Thank You Note Thursday and I hope you are ready for this, I have some special Thank You to hand out today.  I have put some thought into these and not just anyone gets a Thank You Note from me, you have to have done something pretty awesome...

So lets get to it............

Lindsay Lohan...Thank You, for staying in trouble and making us aware that if we can't just take things from others without asking.

Lady GaGa...Thank You, for being hands down the ugliest man woman in the world.

Ke$ha...Thank You, for recording all of your songs and making them all sound the same.

C4...Thank You, for adopting your mothers dirty looks. Like the one you shot me last night when I said you were going to be sleeping on the couch.

T...Thank You, for making me feel so uncomfortable as you were talking to me while I was taking care of business.  Could you please just text or tweet me next time?

People with music ring tones...Thank You, for allowing me to have these M-F'ing songs in my head all day long.

Viagra...Thank You, for letting me know over and over in my spam email inbox that you can increase my love making pleasure and help me get a you know what faster.  I wasn't even aware that I had a problem with that.

Twitter...Thank You, but NO THANKS.  I do not want to follow Oprah. Stop asking me!




Anonymous,  February 10, 2011 at 10:42 PM   Reply to

Hey Bro,

Great writing today. I love your crazy life.

Mark L.

Connie February 11, 2011 at 2:13 PM   Reply to

You know you secretly love Oprah. :)

Unknown February 16, 2011 at 11:01 AM   Reply to

Hahahaha! These are great this week! I especially love C4 giving you dirty looks!

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