Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Anniversary Week - Day 3 Talking Shit about my Wife

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Day 3 - Talking Shit about my wife

So the story behind today's post is that T always give me hell about when I am posting about her and stuff she does, it is only the good. Never the bad, never the ugly. So the other day, there were a few of us joking about it and I said "Oh, Ok! I got this now, you wanted a post with me telling how you are this and that and what I don't like about you, you got it"  So I started making a list of things that bother me about T and some of the things she does that piss me off.

Besides leaving huge globs of toothpaste in the sink.
Leaving a hair straightener and dryer and plugged in by the sink.
Wearing the nasty smelling shoes i don't like.
Never rips my clothes off and attacks me.
Leaving strands of hair everywhere in the bathroom.
Having the kids clothes color, size and style organized in the closet.

You know silly stuff like that. Yeah that is stuff that makes me shake my head. But really would I rather be without that? No!

So then while I was making my list yesterday, I noticed a trend.  Every time I would write something down about her, it came back to me.

Then I got to thinking last night.

1. Am I really that stupid to blog and post about things I don't like about my wife or things she does that make me mad?

2. When my kids get older and read this, do I want them seeing that their dad talked shit about their mom all over the Internet?

3. Do I really want to be disrespectful to T and put our nasty business out there for others to either laugh at or make comments on?

ANSWERS - No! to all of the above.

While I may joke and talk about our sex life and that is probably disrespectful enough towards her, I am not going to air our dirty laundry on the blog or twitter or anything.  T does things that really piss me off. She makes me want to yell and scream and curse her out.  She makes me want to break shit.  But you know what?  She also makes me want to hug her, kiss her, have PO DO with her, and laugh with her and most importantly grow old with her.

So for T, guess you will have to wait for me to talk shit about you on the blog. For the others that were also waiting....Guess you will have to ask her or just keep wondering.

As for all the things that you do T, i just have one request....

Keep doing them.

And I will keep loving you.

Kiss the Baby


Tam and John April 13, 2011 at 2:05 PM   Reply to

Just made me cry! What a great post, what a lucky wife!

Erin April 13, 2011 at 3:55 PM   Reply to

Are you expecting PO DO from this? :)...

Tracy April 13, 2011 at 4:08 PM   Reply to

so now I'm wondering what I do to piss you off, and break things.

What make you an eye appt? that really pissed you off. BABY!

roll my eyes at you? well thats probably the nicest thing I could do.

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