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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

I Dont Kiss and Tell....But T does! Tells me I suck at it!!!

12 years and I was never told this before!  We have been together for this long and you just tell me this NOW? 

The other night, I was told that I am not a...ok..Are you ready for this...

A good kisser.  Boooo Boooo...the crowd Booo's me. Well T Booo'd me and that was enough.

She told me that I am a sloppy kisser. Slobbering all over her and licking her whole face and basically drowning her like I was a washcloth.

And then she tells me something that actually wasn't a surprise...She told me she was not a kisser. She doesn't like kisses....Well from me that is.  Maybe that is because I am using my tongue on her face like windshield wipers on a car?  Could that be it.?????

Well after this statement of telling me I get F grade in the kissing dept. she tries to show me how I should kiss her....then it happens...

I start to....

Laugh.  More Booooo's

She kept trying to show me how she wanted me to kiss her and I kept laughing as I closed in on the deal.

So, I better start practicing...Umm, no wait. That doesn't sound right.  Well whatever, so I don't kiss good. I guess I do something good, she is still married to me...she still loves me...she even likes me.

Plus now I have a great excuse to kiss her more often, like that was ever a problem.

Guess what honey....kisses coming your way, all day every day and I wont even ask for one in return.

And that leaves me with this thought, I am wondering what she is going to tell me next?

She doesn't like my.....  She doesn't like the way I.......  Hmmmmmm. Better get my game in check.

Does your significant other tell you that you are not good at something? What?

Kiss the T
Kiss the Baby

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8 comments:

Lost.in.Idaho May 25, 2011 at 11:08 AM   Reply to

Next, she doesn't like the way you....

...wash the dishes.

Erin May 25, 2011 at 11:19 AM   Reply to

She waited 12 years to tell you that you suck at kissing? Wow - Props to T :) I'm one of those bitchy wives that just tells it how it is to my honey. If he was a bad kisser, he would know it!

Lori May 25, 2011 at 2:13 PM   Reply to

OMGoodness this funny! Sorry!
No he has never told me I was bad at anything, I would flip. So maybe if I am he doesn't want to see that!
Well, you're right you must be good at something, y'all have children!LOL LOL

christopher May 25, 2011 at 2:17 PM   Reply to

My wife says I'm bad at dishes. So she does them. :D

Ado May 25, 2011 at 5:31 PM   Reply to

My first kiss was AWFUL. I had braces. The boy told the whole school that I was practically Jaws. Well - boy did that fix me. Maybe it'll be the same for you, now that you know! (-: PS: Thanks for your kind comments on my blog.

The Raconteur Daddy May 25, 2011 at 8:41 PM   Reply to

It could be worse. At least you haven't heard about it every day for the past 12 years.

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