Living With An Angry Addict
If you know me personally or have read the blog for a long time and we have become Worldwide Web friends then you know that I usually do nothing but talk so sweet about my awesome wife T. She has even said before you have to write a post about me being a bitch or something. People like Andrea and Muliebrity have even made statements such as "Puke", "GaG", towards my loving posts that are going to be included in the Bloggers Book of Love someday.
But recently I have discovered that T has a bit of a problem. Now this problem doesn't take her time away from her kids. It doesn't take her time away from the start of the school year. She still coupons, and and cooks and cleans and does all that....But something has a hold of her and its not letting go.
The kids play the mess out of this game on our phones and C2 got T addicted to the game. Every time I look she is playing this game. She hasn't showered in days and hasn't brushed her teeth and she is sitting in a chair playing. She gets in bed and she plays. She is in the tub and plays. She might play while she is on the toilet, but I wouldn't know about that one. Hell I even saw her driving with her knees so she could play as she drove down the street.
I cant take it anymore. At night I try to fall asleep and she is in bed playing and all I can here is the sound of this little punk ass monkey from the game.
7 comments:
Maybe you should dress up like an angry bird and see if it turns her on? That could solve both of your problems, yes?
;)
I'm with Tracy. I have the free versions of Angry Birds, Angry Birds seasons and Angry Birds Rio. I also have the paid version of all 3.
Hello my name is Andrea and I'm an Angry Birdaholic.
I too am addicted to Angry Birds Rio....Did you they have an AB rehad?
Oh I totally get it. That damn game is addicting! I'm not sure how I got over it...
Wait, yeah I do. It's called Race Penguin.
I realize basically all I did was trade one addiction for another but still....
I used to be an addict. Wait. Once you're addicted, you're always an addict, right? Anyway, I play "recreationally" now. I'm not a blackout AB player any more. It took Stair Dismount to take me away from AB! Now I'm addicted to it!
The Man is addicted as well...well, he used to be addicted. Thankfully, he has made it through all of the possible levels and is now waiting for the new board to be released. I know he is giddy as a school girl on the inside.
WM
thanks for sharing.
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