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Thursday, August 18, 2011

Thank You Note Thursday....And Im like Thank You!

I guess that I have been trying so hard to get back in the routine of being at the gym in the morning that I have also gotten back in the routine of falling asleep early and not spending any US time with T. So last night I actually stayed up till a little past midnight and T and I got to talk a little and laugh and relax. I got to bug her about PO-DO and how sexy she looked as she was scratching her leg. Then we both said the I love you's, I tried to touch her butt but couldn't reach, so I settled for playing footsies for a minute.

So as I do every Thursday I hand out some Thank You Notes. This is just something that I stole from Jimmy Fallon and I like to give thanks to some of you and some people or things out there that may not get noticed. So lets jump into this weeks hand outs like its a bowl of red jello.

THANK YOU NOTE THURSDAY

Matthew McConaughey...Thank You, for accepting the role in the new movie coming out about Male Strippers. I just didn't have the time.

Kasey Kahl...Thank You, if not for you I don't know who would "Guard and Protect" any of us!

Heavy Bag...Thank You, for kicking my ass at Saturdays kickboxing class. I have never had my ass kicked by a bag before.

Christine O'Donnell...Thank You, for walking out of the Piers Morgan interview when he asked you about Gay Marriage. No one was interested in you anyways...WITCH.

Eli Manning...Thank You, for saying you are in the same class as Tom Brady. Uhh No your not. But now we know Peyton is the SMARTER brother, and better QB too.

Fantasy Football...Thank You, for giving me something to do while I am at work.

Calendar...Thank You, for staring at me everyday while I count the days until we are at the beach.

DirecTv...Thank You, for being assholes, and screwing me, a customer of since '01 and you cant hook me up with a deal. After football season..Im going to screw you back and harder.

Ankle Socks...Thank You, because of you I can show off my sexy ankles.

Is there anyone you would like to thank?

Kiss the Baby

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3 comments:

Ben August 18, 2011 at 2:22 PM   Reply to

I'd like to thank youself, DKL & DIC for writing awsome blogs and keeping me entertained since i found your blogs :)

Keep up the great work mate.

Chrissy August 19, 2011 at 8:08 AM   Reply to

I busted out laughing about Eli Manning! :)

Thank, Q August 19, 2011 at 7:35 PM   Reply to

I'm so with you on DirecTV! I've been with them since '97 and I can't get anything significant. They love new customers, but after they lock you in for two years, they won't give you jack. If I've been giving you money for almost 15 freakin' years, why can't I get more than just a three free months of a station I didn't ask for?

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