It was now that I began telling T about how Kroger had one of the cleanest bathrooms I have ever seen at a local public place. She started looking at me like I was nuts but then it went to another level. I told her even though it looked clean, I had to grab the bathroom cleaner and paper towels that they had there and use them to clean the area. Basically I had to do a bathroom makeover. I then told her what I had to do to finish the job which means I could finish MY job.
She is driving, but I can tell she is giving me a look of "Are You F-ing Serious?" Then the question she asked me was "Do You Do That At Home?"....."No, I only do that at a public bathroom or at work" Was my reply. She is laughing at me, and I am not sure if she is laughing because she thinks I am funny or sick. I mean, if I have to go #2 then I am not going to sit down on a nasty toilet in a place that other people do the nasty do..do. She asked what do I do after that, I told her after I wash my hands I use the paper towel to open the door. She had no clue that I do this.
And while I do not endorse using the bathroom for this purpose at other homes, such as friends or relatives..If I had to, I would do the same thing.
I am not going to sit my clean ass cheeks on a nasty toilet. Hell at the place I work, half of the people don't even put the toilet seat up when they pee. How hard is it to grab a piece of toilet paper and or paper towel and lift the seat before you go.
Here is a video showing you exactly what I have to do every time I use
the bathroom here at work and if I have to use one in public
I am not the best Vlogger, so bear with it.
Look at it this way, at least I am leaving the toilet clean for the next person that probably doesn't do what I do.
Am I the only one that does this?
Am I really that twisted or sick or crazy like T thinks I am ?
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