Tuesday, August 30, 2011

To Clean or Not to Clean..the Toilet, That is the Question

So as we were on the way home the other night after the pool party, and we were passing the Kroger that I had to go to earlier in the day to get C2 some food.  Well my stomach was bothering me and while waiting I had to go handle some business.

It was now that I began telling T about how Kroger had one of the cleanest bathrooms I have ever seen at a local public place.  She started looking at me like I was nuts but then it went to another level. I told her even though it looked clean, I had to grab the bathroom cleaner and paper towels that they had there and use them to clean the area.  Basically I had to do a bathroom makeover.  I then told her what I had to do to finish the job which means I could finish MY job.

She is driving, but I can tell she is giving me a look of "Are You F-ing Serious?" Then the question she asked me was "Do You Do That At Home?"....."No, I only do that at a public bathroom or at work" Was my reply.  She is laughing at me, and I am not sure if she is laughing because she thinks I am funny or sick. I mean, if I have to go #2 then I am not going to sit down on a nasty toilet in a place that other people do the nasty She asked what do I do after that, I told her after I wash my hands I use the paper towel to open the door. She had no clue that I do this.

And while I do not endorse using the bathroom for this purpose at other homes, such as friends or relatives..If I had to, I would do the same thing.

I am not going to sit my clean ass cheeks on a nasty toilet. Hell at the place I work, half of the people don't even put the toilet seat up when they pee. How hard is it to grab a piece of toilet paper and or paper towel and lift the seat before you go.

Here is a video showing you exactly what I have to do every time I use
the bathroom here at work and if I have to use one in public
I am not the best Vlogger, so bear with it.

Look at it this way, at least I am leaving the toilet clean for the next person that probably doesn't do what I do.

Am I the only one that does this? 

Am I really that twisted or sick or crazy like T thinks I am ?

Kiss the Baby



Kristi {at} Live and Love...Out Loud August 30, 2011 at 12:21 PM   Reply to

Here's what I'm wondering:

1. How did you not choke on all of the Lysol fumes?

2. How in the world do you get all of that done with lightning quick speed if you have diarrhea?

3. Why does your employer even bother paying a janitor to clean the bathroom? Obviously, you've got it covered! lol

Scott S. August 30, 2011 at 12:28 PM   Reply to

Answers to your questions...

1. Hold my breath

2. Not easy but has been done before.

3. Janitor? ha ha ha. He hardly pays me, you think he pays a janitor. We have no janitor

Working Mommy August 30, 2011 at 5:25 PM   Reply to when I was pregnant with Bubba I was coming home from work and I HAD. TO. GO. I almost NEVER do anything in public - NEVER - but I was desperate...I mean, the Seals were ready to deploy. So I stop at a hotel/restaurant in a town close to my house and I just sat and went...if you have to go bad enough - conditions won't matter. It was the WORST bathroom I'd ever seen!


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