I think that we may have all done some things in the past the we kind of look back on and regret. Maybe we did something and now that we are older and wiser it was not so smart of us to do. I have one of those moments. Yeah, ready for this.
Years ago before having kids and our marriage was fresh and new, I thought I would do something crazy for T and maybe she would like it, maybe not. Only one way to find out.
I was in somewhat better shape than I am now ( a lot better) so I thought I would take some pictures of myself in our bed in my "I'm Sexy And I Know It" clothes. My PO-DO clothes, yeah nothing. No clothes, bare, buff, naked, birthday suit. So the pictures were done. T wasn't impressed, probably laughed at me if I remember correctly, but at the end of the day it wasn't something she was really interested in.
So years go by. Years. We have a couple kids, the nice camera of T's is used for taking pictures of the kids, photos get put on a computer, get edited and time goes by. You know what happens as time goes by with your computer right? It gets filled with information and pictures and it eventually needs to be cleaned out.......
Bring in this guy who I work with who more than a few people believe is gay. I don't know if he is or not, I don't care if he is or not, I have know him for 10 years and he is a good dude. Maybe a little clue was when he showed up to our house one day and his shirt said "Toot My Horn"? Anyways..
This guy works on computers. I took the hard drive to him (not that- the computer) and he said he would clean it up and fix it, make it run faster and would do it for free. (Wow, this all sounds so dirty). He called me over the weekend he was fixing it and said he had it cleaned up but the last thing he was wondering about was all the pictures. I told him to keep all the pictures. Assuming that it was only pictures of the kids.
Ahhh, nice to have the computer back. Hook it up, running faster, cleaned up, he put some protection on the hard drive...lol..and we have a better working computer. First thing I decide to do is look at the pictures and see what shots of the kids we have. I'm saying to myself.."These are nice", "Good Shot there" "Wow, T takes great pictures of the kids"..Then it happens.
HOLY SHIT. Now I'm yelling from downstairs to T, about these pictures that are on the computer STILL. I'm laughing and crying at the same time. I have naked pictures on the computer that a guy just fixed, a guy that works with me, and a guy that I think is gay. WTF man. Oh lord. I go upstairs and I am telling T that the pics I took a long time ago are still on the computer and what if he saw them. Now she is laughing. Laughing at me. I'm an idiot. An idiot that has naked pictures on a computer that was looked at and fixed by a suspected gay guy. Not even a good looking gay guy. Teeth falling out, bad breath, not the type of gay guy that I would want looking at my naked pictures. Does that even sound right?
Well six or so years later, I still work with the guy and he has never said anything, I sure the hell haven't, it hasn't come up and I don't plan on letting it. Lesson learned the hard (drive) way.
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