How many of us dads and moms often say that we are going to run into the bathroom to get away for a minute or two, just to have some peace? I know I have. I know T has.
But this is different.
I will leave out most, well just about all of the details.
Wives always talk trash about how long husbands take while in the bathroom taking care of the business, and we all know what business I am talking about. Wives joke and run their mouths and complain and so on......but DAUGHTERS? Really? When did this start and is it an issue in your home?
Just this weekend while I was in the bathroom doing ......umm yeah that, I had some knocks on the door. I didn't answer. Some more knocks come. A few shakes of the door handle (locked) followed by more knocks. Then the sweet voice of my daughter comes from the other side of the door.
"Daddy"......"Daddy are you in there?" "Daddy, Daddy" I mean she keeps calling me and I am no where else in the whole house, so it must be me in there....right?
I finally answer her.
Me - Yes honey, what is it?
C3 - What are you doing?
I'm thinking what in the heck.
Me - C3, I'm pooping honey!
C3 - Why are you taking so long, daddy you take too long!
Oh my, for the love of god.
OK, now minutes later I am finally finished doing what I was doing and I go out of the bathroom and C3 is there waiting to interrogate me.
C3 - Why is the door closed daddy?
C3 - Daddy, why do you always close the door?
Me - Because it SMELLS in there honey, seriously? That is why I have the door closed.
C3 - Daddy, you take too long in the bathroom, you need to concentrate!
And that is how it ended. My five year old daughter has now taken the role of most wives. Giving me grief while I am in the bathroom.
Well at least I know she is well on her way to either being a great wife or a great interrogator.
Kiss the baby