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Wednesday, May 29, 2013

View From A BackSeat

One accident since we have been married.  That's one accident in 13 years.  And that was a crazy kind of accident and not even a serious one....it was what you would call a minor fender bender.

I'm talking about T.

Now she is the driver of the minivan. I don't drive it, she doesn't like my driving so she drives all the time. No big deal.  I SOMETIMES get a little scared when she drives.  Looks like she is going to run off the road, she drives a minivan that I would swear has a Nascar engine in it and if you are in her way she turns on her monster truck tire switch and prepares to run your ass over.

In a MINIVAN.

So as I sit in the passenger seat I usually grab onto the handle above the door.  And I hold on for dear life and try not to shit my shorts.

Well this weekend I made a big mistake.  John M. came to visit us for the weekend from Ohio.  So instead of taking two cars everywhere I said I would sit in the very back with C2 and C3. I had plenty of room and fit in there with no problem.


Seriously, I was OK sitting in the back. Looking at this in front of me


T driving and John co - piloting. I was worried for him. But apparently I should have been more worried for myself. Because it wasn't long until I was screaming

OH SHIT....WATCH OUT.....OHHHHH SHIT.  WHAT THE ......
(I was sitting in between two kids, I wasn't cursing so shut up you's out there)

IT IS WAY WORSE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

I was scared for my life. T driving in downtown Atlanta, weaving in and out of cars.  Her flying up and down the streets.  Like we were in the movie Speed.  Cant slow down or we will explode.  I was certain that we would take out at least five to ten cars. 

Good news is that we didn't.  We lived.  We got to where we were going and made it back safe.

John loved T's driving probably because he drives like a crazed maniac too.  

So excuse me now. I have to make sure I protect myself from T trying to run me over..

Love ya

Kiss The Baby

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