It's Actually Brain Surgery
Events as I remember them................And yes it may jump around a bit. Sorry.
Well. Today is March 6th and it has been a while since I have actually written, blogged or done anything that I would consider creative.
So today I am going to be creative and start my story of what happened to me. Some of this will be a shock to you, some of this will not since a lot of you were right by my side as this was all happening.
Wednesday February 19th started as a normal ordinary day. I woke up and got the day rolling just like every other day. So here is what I remember.....
2-3 pm on the 19th of February I can remember sitting at my desk and talking to T on the phone as she was returning home from an appointment with the kids. I was eating lunch at the same time. I hung up with T as she pulled into the driveway and I finished eating my lunch which was some fish nachos.
I remember waking up in a hospital bed looking at my T, my parents and my buddy John who drove from Ohio....T told me my first words when I woke up in recovery was "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ME?!!!"
I still to this day am not really clear on what happened. I was at work in my office one minute and the next I am fucking waking up in a hospital bed with everyone staring at me. Shit hooked in my arms, my head...Yeah my damn head. I had a tube coming out of my head. IV's in both arms. I remember sitting up and trying to get comfortable. I can also remember wondering about the kids. I hate being somewhere and not knowing where our kids are. I see T and no kids. Damn. What has happened to me?
"You had a seizure at work!" T tells me. "AT WORK!" I said. For the love of God, all the places for me to fall out and something happen. WORK..That figures. 12 years hard work, millions of hours and I have to have a damn seizure at work. oh well. I'm at the hospital now.
The very next thing I remember is a nurse pulling a catheter out of my dick. Yeah, what man wouldn't remember that. That is never a great feeling but when it is finally out and the feeling of pee'ing and relief hits, that is a beautiful thing. I was then able to stand up against the bed and pee standing up with T and John and my dad holding onto my arms. I was standing. Felt great to be out of that bed. I wanted to walk over to the toilet and pee but they wouldn't let me...Screw that. I am not laying in bed and pee'ing in a cup.
Then I find out more bad news........Where to start. I found out that I had lost something very dear to me.
My damn Garage Games One shirt from the 2013 Games. I was so pissed to find out that they had to cut my shirt. But thanks to Joe Bragg and his awesomeness he contacted the store that handles the Garage Games merchandise and they had me a shirt, the same exact one and a pair of shorts sent to my house. That was awesome. I loved that. I had lost a belt and I think some jeans, but I was alive. That is the great news.
I had hot nurses' and doctors and male nurses' were hot too. YES... "Scott you had a seizure and brain surgery" I was being told. Ok. That explains the 30+ staples in my fucking head. Man, I'm sure T is scared shitless, the kids are at home with her mom and my parents had to rush a flight in from Texas. I love how everyone jumps for me but not like this. Why do I have to scare people. John "MassHole" Massie drove from Ohio...Damn.
How did a semi ok below average CrossFit Athlete like myself have a seizure with no warning? No headaches or anything.
Well. This is Part One. I will do more and more will be added as I can recall and as I am told. I do find it funny that I was told over and over that I was very combative with the ER staff as they had to try and wrestle me down to get me taken care of. I knew I could kick all y'alls ass. Just not in CrossFit. lol
Probably not my best writing I have ever done, I just want to include you all in my story as I can remember it best and keep true to myself....Try to stay funny in the hard times.
More to come.
Saturday, March 8, 2014
It's Actually Brain Surgery