We all have our own little "DAMN AUTOCORRECT" moments and I had mine just the other morning. Thank goodness it was a text sent to my wife T.
Usually every morning it's a given that I take Lenox (our Boxer) out before I head out to CrossFit. Well he was hacking and throwing up the other morning and I still got him out so he could do his business.
I was leaving and at the stop sign in the front of the neighborhood, I decided to leave T a text message but it was faster for me to speak it then type it. Before I show you what I sent her, after some time in CrossFit I got back in the car and looked at my phone. I had a message from her that read......
"OK keep your dick in your pants please ;)"
What the hell. I was like, dick in my pants....um ok.
Went home and looked at T and asked her why the smart ass text messages this morning?
Then she proceeded to tell me about my text to her in the morning.